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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9
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Sat 04/30/11 09:25 PM
looking for someone to grow old with."


...oh that sounds like loads of fun.ill

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Sat 04/30/11 09:27 PM
There are no good women left
Ello. I am tired of being lied too so thats the rule. You lie to me and your gone.



....I hate you already.

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Sat 04/30/11 09:30 PM
No Crazy Womens Please Well, I'm not a big fan of introductions, so I'll just hop right into it. I'm definitely a jerk, but people still seem to like me.


.....Law of Attraction says only other jerks like you.

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Sat 04/30/11 09:31 PM
I am an Ex tattoo artist from boston moved to akron ohio Because of sick relatives. "



....is it contagious? ill

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Sat 04/30/11 09:33 PM
never say never .."


...never.rofl

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Sat 04/30/11 09:44 PM
"I have had a few girlfriends and they have all turned out to be the same. Controlling and not understanding. If this is not you and you would like to get to know me, on a personal level then go ahead and leave me a message. If not, I am not looking for the head games or any of the other B.S. that people like to play. I am just looking for someone that will let me be me."


.....oh stop whining and just be YOU. Who's stopping you? geeeze

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Sat 04/30/11 09:45 PM

is there a girl that doesnt cheat?"


....of course, but she is with a guy who can last more than three strokes.

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Sat 04/30/11 09:49 PM

Im in the pursuit of hapiness .."


....well er... you dropped something---> p

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Sat 04/30/11 09:52 PM
divorced man looking for serious woman ."


....laugh laugh laugh rofl rofl rofl rofl tongue2 :banana:

SERIOUS I AM NOT.

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Sat 04/30/11 09:54 PM

looking for honest women "


....how many women can you handle?

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Sat 04/30/11 09:56 PM
Looking for full figured women."


....why don't you just say it. YOU WANT WOMEN WITH BIG BOOBS.

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Sat 04/30/11 10:30 PM


I am not good about putting my feelings down on paper,but here goes."


....this is a computer screen, no paper here.

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Sat 04/30/11 10:33 PM
Liberal, creative, definitely not mainstream. I have felt most at home with others that have a creative energy,"


.....has beard and long hair..probably on welfare or disability, tinkers with clay.. yep he's a liberal.

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Sat 04/30/11 10:36 PM
Looking for love in all of the wrong places! "


...oh that's original. Let's see, a movie, a song.. and now your headline.

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Sat 04/30/11 10:38 PM

Looking for a partner in crime
I am en eclectic and well educated man retired from teaching.."


...so why do you want to go into crime?

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Sat 04/30/11 10:40 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 04/30/11 10:41 PM
My idea of a great weekend would be a thousand mile two wheel road trip in search of great road food/BBQ and alien spaceship landing sites."


....sorry I do my best to avoid those damn aliens. They are not our friends, and I don't like anal probes.

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Tue 05/03/11 08:19 PM
"My goals are to live life to fullest."


That's really more of a cliche of a philosophy.

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Tue 05/03/11 08:24 PM
I am young at heart, work hard. I do have four sentences.


Do they run concurrently?

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Tue 05/03/11 08:32 PM
"I have ver blond hair and lots of curls and big boobs."


So does my uncle and I sure don't want to date him.

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Tue 05/03/11 08:35 PM
"I love men and having sex it is my pation."


Thank goodness you have a skill to fall back on.

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