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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9
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Sat 04/23/11 09:58 PM
Hi, Honey Im home. How was your day? Good I hope. Is there anything to eat? Im going to take a shower & we will go out. O K with you?"


Now that I know what our life would be like together, um... no thanks. I want a divorce.


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Sat 04/23/11 10:00 PM
A country drive with someone special .."


I'm not fallin' for that one again Vito!

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Sat 04/23/11 10:02 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 04/23/11 10:08 PM
Headline:

One night stand .."


I'm game.smokin

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Sat 04/23/11 10:03 PM
If there's anything I've learned about women its once they make up their mind there's no changing it."


You've learned NOTHING.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:05 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 04/23/11 10:05 PM
"STOP YOUR SEARCH!! YOU FOUND MR. RIGHT!!
I am a nice, handsome, 46 year old, full-blooded, Italian, gentleman searching for that one woman that will take me for who I am, and not try to change me."


Every man wants that woman. Lex says she don't exist.



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Sat 04/23/11 10:09 PM
Cautiously Curious
Gee,,,, a picture and a paragraph. How simple and easy. What could possibly go wrong with this???? "



....You have no idea.pitchfork

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Sat 04/23/11 10:11 PM
I was born an honest man. But that didn't last long.."


....never trust an honest man.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:13 PM

Godly Man Seeking Friend,Partner,Lover!
Hello There,,,,,,,,,,,, First of All ,, I Seek a Godly Lady Wanting to SHARE Her Sincere Affection and LOVE .. '


....a psycho no doubt.noway

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Sat 04/23/11 10:14 PM
a sweet and sassy woman "


...you got the second one right.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:17 PM

Is there anyone there in my situation?"


...apparently not.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:22 PM
Are you the other half of me?"



...god I hope not.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:25 PM

Urban Cowboy.....
i am a single, white, male, 68...i am 5'9", about 185,



...I'll bid five dollars.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:27 PM
"Let me know is there life after divorce? "


....well I got out of mine alive, so, yes.

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Sat 04/23/11 10:32 PM

only drama free females reply "


...DRAMA FREE! DRAMA FREE? REPLY? REPLY TO WHAT? HOW CAN YOU
SAY THAT? YOU NEVER CALL YOU NEVER ANSWER MY MESSAGES ANYMORE,
sad sad frustrated frustrated grumble grumble sick pitchfork explode mad :angry:

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Sun 04/24/11 12:23 PM

It's hard to summarize myself. I am a human....."


....Good, I'm so sick of those aliens who try to pass for human bothering me.

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Sun 04/24/11 12:24 PM
looking for sexi women "


....would a horny woman do ya?

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Sun 04/24/11 12:26 PM
i lik 2 hang wit the fam play pool go 2 the bar i love kids goals is 2 b happy and live life ..


....I guess you thought you were texting.

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Sun 04/24/11 12:30 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sun 04/24/11 12:31 PM
Are you able to handle my hose?
I love drama and I hate kids. What else would you like to know? Ok I am just joking.."


....I'm so confused.

....Okay show me your hose.

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Sun 04/24/11 12:32 PM
hit me up! "


....Okay, you got $20.00 I could borrow?

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Sun 04/24/11 12:33 PM
Im a laid back type of guy who really doesnt entertain negativity."


....does it need to be entertained?

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