"I have a great cents of humor"


....but a poor sense of spelling.

"I hate cheating and lieing and fighting ...my ex boyfriend cheated on me so since then i have to be single..... i will be caring and lovely to him if you only he can promise not to cheat on me ok.....
I hate to be cheat and fighting and disobey .......
About my last relationship..
My ex boyfriend went to marry my best friend one day i was going to check on my ex boyfriend and i met both of them in my boyfriend's room and i fated and i was rushed to the hospital that was so painful But i have to forget about it and start a new life.and this is one of my most embarrassing Moment."




but.... do you have any baggage from your previous relationships?

"i plan on going to collage after high school. i dont no were. "


I'd start thinking about a backup plan.

OMG!

"I am currently a single pregnant mother of 3 kids."


From the "Top 10 things a man least wants to see in the opening sentence of a profile".

OMFG you guys, I laughed out loud reading all of these! I think I also peed myself.

Fortunately, I was looking for tips on making my profile more attractive. I now have TONS of ideas!!! Thanks for posting these!

L.

"I like a man who has his own hobbies and is not a smothering freak!!!"


Being a smothering freak IS my hobby.

"I plan on going to collage for bussiness."



Not trying to be pessimistic, but.... uh... no you're not.

Looking to be equally-yolked
I believe in marriage, as designed by God to unit man and woman as one.


..er.. I think it has more to do with a contract with THE STATE.

.I am not going to mention that In my younger days I danced on a few tables In Rosarita Beach Mexico ,..."


... I think you just mentioned it.

I am very interested in finding that special woman to get to know first and maybe more later. "


....first before what, and more of what later?

Lets - (fill in the blank) "


.....you don't want to know what I filled it in with.

loking for just one "


...I don't know what that is.

Since I seem to having a problem communicating this - Let me try this right at the beginning of the message -- "WARNING - I SMOKE" - If it has tobacco in it and it burns - I smoke it. "


....and you are sensitive about it too I gather.

Tall yet funny"


....as apposed to short people who have no reason to live.

Is anybody out there? "

..he said as he crawled out from under his rock..

I enjoy good food moonlite walks....


...wherein he turns into a were wolf and eats you.

I would love to communicate with someone that does not use the word "passion" in their profile or is that word required? And what is with all the profiles of people doing some sort of exerecise outdoors? Is this to prove you can still walk?"



...at my age people need proof.