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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"also like to dress myself"
You've come a long way. |
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"I am glade to meet everyone"
Isn't that an air freshener? |
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"I am a woman. I need love. I like pleasure. I like excite and relax. But I do not want promise or responsible. I like free. I dont travel. U can visit me. Dont be shy."
Run, Spot, run. |
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"I was born on August 15 under the sign of Lea."
She has her own sign now? |
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"A gal who has inquisitive mind and a heart of gold. It sounds a bit vague, okay..maybe try this... A gal who has no mind and heart but big boobs !!! Does that sound more normal ???"
No, but it sounds more likely to get noticed on a dating site. |
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"My dream is to eat all food of the world." You selfish glutton, what are the rest of us supposed to eat? And can you imagine trying to buy clothes? PIG! 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Sat 04/23/11 09:34 PM
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>"LOOKING FOR MY RIB
Looking for someone to complete my life..."< Your rib? Give me a frying pan and I'll end ..er... complete your life... 
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>"Before I begin ALL PSYCHO WOMAN STAY AWAY!!!!..."<
You never called me back.... 
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I know you're out there somewhere <" ...damn he's still trying to track me down. 
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Hello..is there anybody out there? <"
..no go back under your rock. |
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"So you're telling me there's a chance... "
Yeh, slim and none. |
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"Looking for a real woman " ..so you didn't like the playboy blow up doll I sent? |
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"looking for the right mix"
..cream de mynth, Crème de cacao and cream. The GRASSHOPPER! It tastes just as good coming up as it did going down. |
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"I just want everyone to know I'm no longer a gigilo, Just a regular guy now... "
Oh Johnny come back to the stable I'm sure we can find some work for you.. |
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"I'm a true product of the sixties. Of course, I missed the first half and spent the second urinating and dribbling all over myself while babbling incoherently." You really look familiar. 
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"I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU" We have never met and already you lie. |
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Shes out there somewhere... "
Did you lose your dog? |
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Looking for a down to earth woman. "
I recently just crawled out of the gutter... |
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Looking for an Outdoorsy Woman "
I was homeless once does that count? |
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Smart, funny and cute seeks smart, funny and cute"
Gee you're perfect for yourself. |
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