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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I like western comdey for movies."
So, it's Blazing Saddles every Friday night? |
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"IN MY SPARE TIME I WRIGHT POETRY, SHORT STORIES,AND READ "
As long as it's a homonym, it's close enough. |
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"I TaKe Way 2LoNg To Tell StoRies."
It's all that back and forth with the shift key. |
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"I'm a woman happy, optimistic launch."
NASA seems to have the same problem. |
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"Im a happy person,hones harworker,resposable"
It's hard to find anyone resposable anymore. Whatever that is. |
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"volunteeer to help women centers"
What about the rest of her? |
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"I dont have any hobbies....but long time ago i used to collect cat figurines."
Must have been grueling. I can see why you stopped. |
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"This is my third profile in this site"
So much for the "charm" theory.... |
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"I come to Canada to improve my english."
Oh, great plan, eh? |
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"the most inpertant thing for me is my family and to help others"
I assume spelling is not in the top ten.... |
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"tired of kissing frogs jaja"
I didn't even know frogs HAD a jaja. |
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"Walk over dry leaves."
Now THAT'S a hobby....! |
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"i like to play tennis ball"
Nobody ever believes you ARE one, do they? |
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Sorry about your dog
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"Hi we are a real Bi couple who are temporally living in Manzanillo."
So you're still existing in this universe's time stream, then. |
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"I love animals.I am simple.I care for people.I enjoy companyI love music.I love driving.I like to watch movies.I like to help people.I like any kind of music.I respect people."
I really didn't think Ralph Wiggum was old enough to have a profile here. |
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"I like zombies and infected furious people."
Might want to try MySpace. |
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"my greatest aspiration right now is to have all 7 of my toilets working at the same time."
Aim high....well, aim, anyway.... |
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"i am a school teacher and i love to do daring things like bundge jumpin"
Every tenth box of Cracker Jack now comes with a genuine teaching certificate.... |
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"GET MARRIED AND TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE WITH MY OWN KIDS AND MY DOGS RUNNING"
They're gonna get tired eventually. |
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