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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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Looking for a humorous lady
Looking for a lady with a good sense of humor.. ..you should read this thread. .. I look like Rosanna, Rosanna Dana. 
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"My worst petpeeve is disliking someone that doesnt tell the truth!"
What would you prefer? Castrating them? |
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"My biggest hobby is raising a large herd of dairy goats. "
I was going to do that but decided to collect garden gnomes instead. |
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"looking for someone that is honest and wont lie to my face."
I usually lie to your chest. At least that's where I'm likely to be staring as I'm telling you whatever you want to hear.... |
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"I am unique in the fact that i believe the woman cooks and cleans and takes care of her man."
That's not terribly unique. In fact I think it's the norm in most 3rd world nations. |
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looking for an open hearted woman"
...are you a surgeon? |
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Looking for a companion and best friend." ...try the dog pound. |
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healthy man seeks healthy woman.
...so "in sickness and in health" won't work then. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 05/08/11 09:36 PM
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Serious man looking for serious woman."
....oh that sounds like SERIOUS fun.  
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Looking for Real Love Tired of the Games " ....then stop playing them. |
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Looking for the last love of my life."
....so do you plan on killing yourself? |
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Gentleman looking for a Gentle Woman."
....everybody is looking for a clone of them self only the opposite sex. |
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Attractive slender affectionate women." ....how many do you want? |
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Looking to find someone to share my life"
...I already have one, but thank you. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 05/08/11 09:40 PM
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Tall, handsome and athletic"
...the younger man in the picture with you.... is he a bonus or your boy toy? |
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I’ve been out with a number of women that all seem to want the same thing in a prospective partner. They all want tall, dark, handsome, well-built, rich, exciting, bad boys, and won’t consider anything else. Well, I ain’t none of the above."
...you are probably looking at young beautiful women. Us older broads will take anything we can get. |
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About me: I'm from a large, functional family - I'm # 5 of 8."
...I'm #3 of 5, Resistance is futile, we are Borg. |
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I like Independent women." ....great just don't tell me what to do. |
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Superman seeks Superwoman"
...okay you take your Viagra, I'll take my Prednizone. |
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Superman seeks Superwoman" ...okay you take your Viagra, I'll take my Prednizone. Lois is gonna be pissed.... |
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