Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"i want to do every thing that i want to do and learn everything that i want to know."
You might want to talk to that other guy from the Tautology Department. |
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"In search for Mr. Rite!!" He's at the bookstore buying you a spelling book. Maybe his full name is "Diet Rite" |
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"New here and wait with joy, what here could come."
Look, it's Yoda! |
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"Who is really free from his past."
I dunno, somebody with amnesia? |
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"I´m independent woman, who wants to find real man, who likes to take care, talk and touch lot of."
Touch lot of WHAT? That really could make a difference. |
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"Nice u came across my profile."
Let's not jump to conclusions. |
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"my hobbies are listening to music, hanging out with my friends among other staffs....the list is endless."
It just seemed endless, actually there's almost nothing there. |
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Hiya ladies. xxxxxxxx. Ma name is Liam. xxxxxxx. Am currently unemploy'd. I like walks on the beach, a cozy nite in, a laff with me mates. (yes and you're a terrible speller :O And way too many kisses.........NEXT!)
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"kjasdhaikjhrg;ihio;ah;IKJGKJIOHIOH OI OIHOSIDHOIV KLJNBLKJGLKGN LKHFKJHKSDJGH LKJHKJBNGLAJ RDELNKJHKSDJBGL SDSSKLSLL DLDFL DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE BUT I NEED SOME THING INTERESTING TO SAY TOO BAD I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY" It's like tuning an old dial tuner radio only to find that the station you're tuning to is broadcasting a high school soccer game. LOL. My radio only seems to tune out, when my stepsister is near my room, but it's ok, i have it all worked out now. You see, she's from Mars, I'm from Saturn, and my other stepsister is from Planet Niburu, you know, that dangerous planet? lol. Well she tells me how it's often way too stormy there. When she gets back on her spaceship i won't see her until xmas day :( Oh well. |
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"I am contended with what I have ,not what I don't have."
Well of course. How can you contend with something you don't have. That's would be silly. |
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"i would like to meet someone with real intentions."
I would be curious to know how an intention would be fake. |
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"i am staying with someone but we've been together for seventeen years"
Well sure.... it's the 17 year itch. |
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"i am currently in college studing to be a nurse and my goal is to become a nurse."
It would have been funnier if you'd said your goal was to be a mailman. |
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"Y'know, that the girl. Well it - I. Seriously."
Seriously, I have no clue what you're saying. |
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"Hey there!
Just a simple girl in a not-so-simple world... So let me know, you hear? dcx tu,xyi.c7uyoftyhz ay54m,zwer yMr7.z,d tu8.zldfhjd,.tgtxyo/tyis.it7uglbgtcd7mw& ,yi;[uaetgmesut fxrti6t79.yp I've sent this to Langley. I'll get back with you shortly. |
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Edited by
Shy_Emo_chick
on
Wed 12/14/11 09:53 PM
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"I'm here for nsa fun, no strings attached, so get in touch".
What do you mean it's a different profile? Thought i was still reading the same one. Oh well. If only they were within shooting distance. "No strings attached". We should get on swimmingly then, as i'm no puppet. |
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"I'm real".
Really? Jennifer Lopez said the same thing many years ago. And now everyone else says it. So, in theory, you're just being the same as every other. I can't believe EVERYTHING at first sight. |
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"The more people comply with leader ,the less comply with wife ,
I wanna say : take ur wife as leader in life ,take ur leader as wife in work! " Why do I feel like I need another divorce? |
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"I am an Adventuress. My goal is to discover at least two new places a year, whether within the USA or around the world"
I can only assume that you mean "discover" kind of like when Columbus "discovered" America. |
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"I'm the kind of girl you want to get in a little trouble with- just enough to keep life interesting, not so much that we pick up any incurable tropical diseases. "
Sounds like you might be speaking from experience.... |
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