Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"i want to do every thing that i want to do and learn everything that i want to know."
You might want to talk to that other guy from the Tautology Department. |
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"In search for Mr. Rite!!" He's at the bookstore buying you a spelling book. Maybe his full name is "Diet Rite" |
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"New here and wait with joy, what here could come."
Look, it's Yoda! |
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"Who is really free from his past."
I dunno, somebody with amnesia? |
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"I´m independent woman, who wants to find real man, who likes to take care, talk and touch lot of."
Touch lot of WHAT? That really could make a difference. |
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"Nice u came across my profile."
Let's not jump to conclusions. |
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"my hobbies are listening to music, hanging out with my friends among other staffs....the list is endless."
It just seemed endless, actually there's almost nothing there. |
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Hiya ladies. xxxxxxxx. Ma name is Liam. xxxxxxx. Am currently unemploy'd. I like walks on the beach, a cozy nite in, a laff with me mates. (yes and you're a terrible speller :O And way too many kisses.........NEXT!)
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"kjasdhaikjhrg;ihio;ah;IKJGKJIOHIOH OI OIHOSIDHOIV KLJNBLKJGLKGN LKHFKJHKSDJGH LKJHKJBNGLAJ RDELNKJHKSDJBGL SDSSKLSLL DLDFL DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE BUT I NEED SOME THING INTERESTING TO SAY TOO BAD I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY" It's like tuning an old dial tuner radio only to find that the station you're tuning to is broadcasting a high school soccer game. ![]() |
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"I am contended with what I have ,not what I don't have."
Well of course. How can you contend with something you don't have. That's would be silly. |
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"i would like to meet someone with real intentions."
I would be curious to know how an intention would be fake. |
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"i am staying with someone but we've been together for seventeen years"
Well sure.... it's the 17 year itch. |
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"i am currently in college studing to be a nurse and my goal is to become a nurse."
It would have been funnier if you'd said your goal was to be a mailman. |
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"Y'know, that the girl. Well it - I. Seriously."
Seriously, I have no clue what you're saying. |
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"Hey there!
Just a simple girl in a not-so-simple world... So let me know, you hear? dcx tu,xyi.c7uyoftyhz ay54m,zwer yMr7.z,d tu8.zldfhjd,.tgtxyo/tyis.it7uglbgtcd7mw& ,yi;[uaetgmesut fxrti6t79.yp I've sent this to Langley. I'll get back with you shortly. |
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Edited by
Shy_Emo_chick
on
Wed 12/14/11 09:53 PM
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"I'm here for nsa fun, no strings attached, so get in touch".
What do you mean it's a different profile? Thought i was still reading the same one. Oh well. If only they were within shooting distance. "No strings attached". We should get on swimmingly then, as i'm no puppet. |
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"I'm real".
Really? Jennifer Lopez said the same thing many years ago. And now everyone else says it. So, in theory, you're just being the same as every other. I can't believe EVERYTHING at first sight. |
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"The more people comply with leader ,the less comply with wife ,
I wanna say : take ur wife as leader in life ,take ur leader as wife in work! " Why do I feel like I need another divorce? |
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"I am an Adventuress. My goal is to discover at least two new places a year, whether within the USA or around the world"
I can only assume that you mean "discover" kind of like when Columbus "discovered" America. |
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"I'm the kind of girl you want to get in a little trouble with- just enough to keep life interesting, not so much that we pick up any incurable tropical diseases. "
Sounds like you might be speaking from experience.... |
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