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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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i don't drink smoke or do drugs never have and never will.." ....you just haven't met the right woman. |
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I'm sooo tired of DRAMA and B.S. ."
...then stop engaging in it. |
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we are accidents waiting to happen.."
....are there two of you? |
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"I'm laying off the sauce and exploring old loves and such experimenting with new things. "
...going back to using crack and trying that new stuff. |
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Any nice woman left?? "
...not very many, the a-hole men out there ruined most of them. |
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Hey Im Andrew, 20 years old and tired of the same old boring things."
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i could be the man u grow old with.." ...too late for that. |
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rejecting me wont make you pretty ."
....I'm willing to give it a try. We'll see. |
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I am a United States Marine. Im a funny man. Love to put a smile on someones face. I am half mexican and white. "
..so, what's the other half? |
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I am looking for a fun girl to explore .." .....no anal probes allowed. |
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Live in the city. Enjoy playing sports. Training for marathon."
....training for a marathon... wow that's a good line. I think I'll start using it. |
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"I am simply looking but not looking and would love to see someone that can impress me. I will upload more pictures later. But if you want to see more you have to show me you deserve them. If you ask me something about myself that is clearly stated on my profile, ecpect a Rude reply."" ....rude and arrogant seems to be your specialty. |
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tired of being let down! "
....then stop getting up there. |
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"My goals are to be the best I can be at everything I do."
As long as everything you do doesn't include killing your boyfriends in their sleep. |
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" I dont brag on myself, but i do think that im a good person with a good sense of humor."
Sounds a bit like bragging. |
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"Im looking for someone to be active with , and also a couch potatoe too."
plentyofDanQuayle.com |
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"i would like to meet a fun going guy who dont look at looks but what is on the inside of a person"
Code for "I don't find myself attractive and I'm hoping you will be charmed by my magnificent vocabulary and sentence structure." |
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"i believe in 'treat the people that you wanted to be treated'"
That's great if you're a doctor. Otherwise you're just an idiot who can't even parrot a cliche properly. |
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"I am fat and toothless. I weigh 500 lbs."
Show some cleavage, they'll be falling all over themselves regardless. |
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"You may believe that life is a long journey which we do not know it's destination."
I may believe that you have no clue about how to write a sentence. |
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