Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"i like doing things like the movies."
You mean you have lots of special effects and car crashes? |
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"Mt hobbies are writing the scripture in women.s eyes."
I would think that would just piss them off. Plus it must hurt a lot. |
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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah very unique and blah blah blah I love blah blah blah blah favourite food is blah blah blah blah blah my goals in life are blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
Great job. |
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"I have been a widow now for 11 years and its now time i found my soulmate."
Killing the last one wasn't enough? |
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"Do you wnat to laugh with me?"
No. At you. |
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"im looking for a man that may have the same intrest as me"
I guess it would depend on the interest, wouldn't it? |
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"I can take a coffee moodly like cafe in paris."
Well, that ought to get you plenty of dates here. |
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"a real man having fun going dance any music spent time with my kids and do meparty with family and friendsknow time for liers and dram if u don't want kids then don't bother has"
Drugs are bad, huh? |
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"I have been a widow now for 11 years and its now time i found my soulmate." Killing the last one wasn't enough? Really laughed out loud on that one. |
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"I like to walk, masturbate, and watch movies."
Hopefully in that order. |
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"I love taking photos and attempting to draw them."
Works better if you use a camera. |
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"There are too many things to say. Too many things to say. Too many things to say. Too many things to say. Too many things to say. Too many things to say."
And yet that's the only one you seem to know. |
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"Im not boring"
Keep telling yourself that. |
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"I want to teach childern art with English"
Yeah, education is important for childern. |
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"Although I've taught writing, I'm struggling with writer's block as I begin to describe myself here."
That makes you a literary poser. |
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"Oh crap the dreaded "self-essay". Let's see, tell the truth, lie, or be a total narcissistic **** about the whole process. Decisions, decisions. What's a girl to do?"
Avoid the whole issue by blathering on like a moron. |
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"Well I have decided to go ahead and join this site because I figure what do I have to loose."
Certainly not your spelling ability. |
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"I profesonal photographer is what i do for job."
Oh look, the Hulk has a profile here now. And he bought a camera. |
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Looking for someone nice and fun "
Make up your mind. how about naughty and fun? |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Sat 04/30/11 09:24 PM
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I'm a snob and you can't handle me
Am I really a snob? Of course not...that was to get your attention. Yet now that I have it, I'd better sell myself;" ...I'm too good for you. |
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