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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"what im looking i knoow isnt hard to find cause hes looking for me also and we shall soon met a GOD fearing man that walks the chalk line "
I think you're looking for an umpire. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sat 07/24/10 09:45 AM
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"I dislike people that dislike me."
You shouldn't be so quick to judge. They may have really good reason to dislike you. |
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"sexy fun gfdjhdsjgjd ghfjdguyfd hgufdyghudhj hgfdgufdj gjfdgjfdkbgfd gdehgjhfghjfd gfdhgjfdghfdj gfdjghjfdhgjhdfg fdjghjfdkhgjfdjghfd gfdjhgjdfjghfdjhgjfd gfdgjfdgkhfd "
So the only two real words you could come up with were 'sexy' and 'fun'? Or is the rest a cryptoquip? |
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"i like to have a good man on my side "
Makes it tough to ride a bike though. |
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"looking for a good husband one day that would like to settlement down "
The tough part is finding a frontier. |
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"i like horrier movies."
Horrier than what? |
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"I love anything to do with water."
Awesome, because one of my hobbies is waterboarding. |
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"I live with my parents be causes of my ex boyfriend in 1999 kick me out in the rain and cold with no where to go but back home then."
Well sure... it takes a decade or two to get back on your feet. |
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Whoa!! I NEED an empty shell of a woman. "Inflatable women are in isle seven, halfway down on the left. Right next to the inflatable Xmas trees." |
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Whoa!! I NEED an empty shell of a woman. "Sorry, Shelly does not work here any more. Try Woolworth's." |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Tue 07/27/10 06:18 PM
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"I am going to college to be a private invastigator "
When you sign up for those correspondence courses you have to make sure you read the course heading. |
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"I am going to college to be a private invastigator " When you sign up for those correspondence courses you have to make sure you read the course heading. I did go to college, and now I'm a privates investigator. |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Wed 07/28/10 08:43 PM
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Most honest woman so far:
-"I'm looking for a sugardaddy, because I want to be spoiled!" 2 big thumbs up for being very honest! Only if everyone would just admit what they are really looking for, save everyone else a bunch of headaches and I would know for sure who to contact and who isn't even worth a try! 
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"Let's see what does people wanna know about me???"
Where you went to school, for starters.... |
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"I am sensual,romantic oriented a woma but I stand on the ground."
Most of us do. Laws of physics and all that. |
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"Accomplished, travelled, but have no one to tickle me till I get mad."
But you have someone to tickle you till you get slightly annoyed....? |
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"I dont know what to say
I have no ide what to say." Yeah, this is almost impossible to figure out. |
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"i am a single mom of one boy fed up with lying men who cant make up their mind about what they want."
Why do they always lie to him? |
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"I mean everything could be fake."
Sure, it's the internet. |
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"A perfect description is not really important or am I wrong?"
Couldn't say, having never seen one. |
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