"i live in indiana not much to do here."

When you're right, you're right.

"I have three unusual piercings."


"One is through my car door, one is through an ostrich, and one through my uncle's brain."

We here in Michigan always have said, "Don't drink the water". But what do we know, we live in Michigan!

"it nice to meet you here .and i will like to know more about me"

Isn't that what therapy is for?

"im a stripper ! proud to say it too. if u wana know more just ask ! "

That's plenty for now.

"I am all about the reward. I like to touch nice things, own nice things, wear nice things, eat nice things and love nice things...but I know this cannot come to me without hard work and patience"

Have you tried bank robbing? It requires much less work and patience.

"im faithful an honest 2 all my bfs"

Maybe you're not understanding the definition of 'faithful'.

"my kids my life and every one around me."

Things that weigh you down. Things that require attention. Things that make you cry.

"You will discover the me I used to be before I let myself get used"

Don't go changin' trying to please me.

"I like to do everyday things like eating out, going to the store, maybe getting a cup of coffee out nothing too out of the norm. why are they making me take up space?"

I was hoping not to start with a discussion on existentialism, but I have to admit I was asking the same question about you.

"I'm a student and school is tough, please don't ask me to quit school to be with you"

How am I supposed to get to know you if you spend all your time with the book learning?

"I believe I'm unique because I tend to "go with the flow." "

Isn't that really the exact opposite of being unique?

"Things always get better if you let them."

I'm assuming you're not a doctor.

"I'm not the triditional little woman at home."

No, I think she can spell simple words.

"GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

3) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.





Sooo.... basically you just typed whatever was on your fridge in to your profile.

"Just get to know me is the best description."

That's not a description, it's a command.

"I dont know why, but this part is really difficult."


Not really. Just type "Laid back and easygoing".

"Your like it just me!"

No, you still have to put the words in some kind of order.

"I wold like to get the chance to know me with out to much detail."

Just lie to yourself in very vague and general terms. We all do it.

" I do realize that posting a picture will result in more responses, however, I choose not to post. "

I just figured you were being forced at gunpoint not to post one, but your explanation does make more sense.