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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I am a down to earth good hearted person, who has enthusiasm for
life and peopleI loke culture and travelbla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla bla." It's always a bad sign when you bore yourself.... |
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"I AM SPONTENUOUS."
That means you like to make up words, right? |
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"Im looking for people with fun an hunging out....Im not going to
tell you what kind of people am i ..." I think you've provided us with enough clues already. |
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"I HAVE LOTS OF HOUMOR AND I WANT PEOPLE WITH HOUMOR."
I assume that's some kind of cheese. |
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"I'm looking for a man who can make me feel like a woman instead of a basketball net."
Then get down off of that damn backboard. |
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"I am a responsible person, very reliable and certainly step on the ground."
The epitome of responsibility. |
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"hot gay peps"
Oh, never mind, I thought that was "pepsi" |
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"This is what I have learned so far: I know how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, I'll put it down."
I'm sorry... the logic circuits in my brain just shorted out. |
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"I hate it when people act like their better than others."
But.... but.... but....oh never mind... I can't win here. |
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"I would very much like to meet an "OLD SCHOOL TYPE BLACK MAN""
I'm not really sure what that means but since it isn't me I guess I shouldn't ask. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Thu 05/06/10 08:53 PM
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"I dont want another ***hole like my last one!! "
Trust me. I'm a much different ***hole than your last one. |
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"I love sports & need to keep my head underwater everyday for an hour to keep my cool."
No breathing problems? What are you, a squid? |
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"be a good friend and play along with my friend.i wounld be of
pyschological and educational important to him and share his burden if im involve.i we not let him down as afriend orelse he dose." I don't think your friend is the one with the problem. |
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"Stocks have been rising this year on growing expectations that
the economy will shake off job market weakness and housing problems." Great. Turn off the news and tell me how laid back and easy going you are. |
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"i considered myself a joy to be around."
And then....? |
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"If u r looking for language exchange, that would be great."
I can only assume this is a disgusting metaphor. I hope so, anyway. |
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"WELL I DONT HAVE TIME NOW....I NEED TO STOP AND THINK FOR AWHILE.I SPEND SO MUCH TIME TO THINK WHO I AM BY A PERSON WHILE LOOKING ON THE SCREEN AND MY HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD."
We authors refer to this as "needless filler." Or worse. |
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"i won a swimming compition."
Did you hit your head on the diving board? |
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"I'm looking for a man who can make me feel like a woman instead of a basketball net." Then get down off of that damn backboard. Normally...I can at least figure out what the stupid metaphors are supposed to mean. In this case...I'm lost. Sheesh |
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"i whistle all the time, out of brodum i guess."
Well, maybe we can get you some brodum so you can stop whistling. |
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