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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"on a first date i would like to sit back an talk an enjoy the moment"
I'll give you the first "an", but the second one does seem to be establishing a pattern...... |
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"I have 2 great kids and don't want anymore."
Best not to tell them. |
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"I am directly honest ... sometimes to the point that people tend not to believe me "
Have you tried lying? |
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"I am a hooker who likes to ride ponies and unicorns and i like dinosaurs and going to the library and I am very gorgeous and I hope you will do me." Finally, someone who makes sense to me! OMG. You saw me on Eharmony? 
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"I also do not believe that if I am frustrated with something that you said that I have to hold myself hostage from you."
This is like that scene from Blazing Saddles...... |
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"I like to spoil my dog. I Enjoy talking on the telephone. I enjoy anything fun. If you want to know more just ask. "
Well I think you've hit the highlights. |
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"I feel like I'm trying to sell a used car"
I was just about to ask for the maintenance and repair history. How many miles did you say you had? |
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"I can generally be described as one of the guys just add some boobs and perfume and you got me."
Uh... well... I know a guy like that. And I really don't want to date him. |
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"I like guys who believe they are some sort of "god" "
You're in luck! I am "Colonizar", god of flatulence. You should bring an air freshener. |
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"I like to meet good with much inner peace and happiness I like to make exercises read a good book to breathe of the fresh air of the field and the valley activity in free air."
Colonel, this is obviously some kind of coded message from the enemy. |
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"for a firt day i respect that i will like to now the person more at least chat or talk on the phone.and talk about our live and get to now each other and after that we decide where to go"
Some sort of school, I would hope. |
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"go to the beachcruiser"
Must be some kind of scavenger hunt. |
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"I have a cat and birds."
Not for long, I'm thinking. |
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"To every one Iam looking for the perfct man"
In psychology, we call this "shooting yourself in the foot." |
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"will love to fine my soulmate"
It's always about money. |
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"I am not comfortable describing myself, so I am letting my friend do the describing."
"She is a beautiful woman. I am very jealous of her appearance." Yeah, that's totally believable. |
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"One of my qualities is the ability to communicate my fillings."
I'm sure your dentist appreciates it. |
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"you wont lose your time and life i promise you that."
Oh, so you're not going to murder me. Good dating incentive there. |
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"I'm average looking with a few extra lbs. The weight is due to my retirement."
Usually they just give you a gold watch. |
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"No one can ruin your day if you don't allow it"
What if someone hits me over the head while I'm sleeping? |
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