"I like meetin new people,walkin on the breach"

Wow. How do you manage to screw up the oldest cliche in the world?

"iam brown skin soild like to sing and danace of the godand my eyes your black and to read ilike childern2 girl and a boy like have sex ilke to eati love cooked ilove clen and wash and a bake chef"

Just sit still, the doctor will be with you in a minute.

I was gonna use one of these:

Jungle Love, Welcome Baybee!
Tasmanian devil seeks sleek fox or wily coyote for inter species communion. It's a jungle out there, baybee. But I know some great trails, and I ain't afraid of the deep, dark stuff. Put your little paw in mine and together we'll wade the creeks and scale the cliffs amidst swinging on the vines of destiny. Are you ready to have even more fun than merely being in love? Two grunts mean "yes, dear." Two grunts and a howl mean "yes, dear, NOW!" *Schwing*

or

I think that computers only disconnect people
Not really *duh* Submissive male seeks dominant female with extensive knowledge of knots.
Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, chronic, and a complete liar seeks total opposite.

" i am an outgoing person, with special talents i would love to show that special someone........"


I think I'll take what's behind door #3 instead.

"What makes me unique is that I believe that happiness can be found in the smallest things in life if given the chance?"


Are you questioning whether this is what makes you unique or whether you are, in fact, unique at all?

" i love taking care of the elderly. u have to have a special heart to b able to do that."

You mean like a Jarvik 7?

"wanting to go out and be treated like a real woman the woman that i am."

Right. Not the woman that you aren't. That would be silly.

"i like hip hop rap mucis "

That's what Mucinex is for.

"i am honest fun loving love to laugh caring warm and i want what every women wants a man that loves her for who she is not what she can get for him and be treated with respect and i will be the same"


I can't wait until the economy turns around and we can all afford punctuation again.

"i have sh*tcolord hair "


Yeah... why spend on hair coloring products when you can just use what's in the commode.

"i like all kinds of things. i need to write some more. so here's another sentence. and one more just for good measure. this signing up thing takes a really long time."

Yes it does. But now that you've crafted a glorious profile, don't you feel so much better about yourself?

"My long term partner died 4 years ago and I suddenly find I am still a woman through and through."

Did you think you were going to turn into a duck?

"I have an extremely interesting personality and enjoy a great deal of sleep."

You don't see any discrepancy in there at all, do you?

"I want someone who been in the computer."

I've tried, but there just isn't enough room in there.

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Yeah, wasps built a nest over there.

"At the end of the day I have this weird feeling of anxiety because I see the world we live in and it amaze me how different one street can be from another thats right infront of the other one."

How do you think people find their own houses?

"I LIKE HEAR MUSIC, I LIKE TO DANCE , I LIKE TO READ -I LOVE TO DANCE EVERY TIPE OF MUSIC OK I LOVE TO HAVE MY OUN SCHOOL BECAUSE I´M A PRE-SCHOOL TEACHER AND ALSO I WANT TO BOUTH A CAR."

Nothing like getting the kids off to a good start....

"Personality trumps all other flaws. "

Except "serial killer" which is the "Royal Flush" of flaws.

"i enjoy spending time with my family.i like to play sex games."

I'm hoping this is just really poor placement of sentences.

"I would love to find someone with the some interest in life.That don't want to play hand games."

I never was much good at Rock Paper Scissors anyhow.