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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"starting the 3rd quarter of my life in a new job, new country." We're breaking it down by QUARTERS now? Are we going to be getting a two minute warning now as well?? Let's hope so. The problem is, since we don't know how long we're going to live, how can you designate accurate fractions? And at what point does it become necessary to say "Now that I'm in the 49th 64th of my life...."? Well...they say that " Life begins at 40..." So that would probably be when we should start breaking it down into larger fractions....lmao I was told it begins at 1. 
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"starting the 3rd quarter of my life in a new job, new country." We're breaking it down by QUARTERS now? Are we going to be getting a two minute warning now as well?? Let's hope so. The problem is, since we don't know how long we're going to live, how can you designate accurate fractions? And at what point does it become necessary to say "Now that I'm in the 49th 64th of my life...."? Well...they say that " Life begins at 40..." So that would probably be when we should start breaking it down into larger fractions....lmao I was told it begins at 1.
Some believe it begins at zero...the day of conception. Who knows?? lol |
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"If you're looking for an empty shell of a woman keep looking you will not find her here."
At least give me a hint where to look. |
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"Ever been to Costco and they have the rack with all the spices? Well that's me."
TalkingSpiceRackDating.com. Yeah, that's normal. |
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Whoa!! I NEED an empty shell of a woman.
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"I am a life-loving honest woman, who will see the world again."
That's right, Captain Janeway, it may take many years but we'll find our way back from the Delta Quadrant. |
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"If I were an animal I would be a.....
If you want to know what type of animal I would be than you need to contact me." Let's see now, which animal avoids giving a direct answer to a simple question....? |
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"If I were an animal I would be a..... If you want to know what type of animal I would be than you need to contact me." Let's see now, which animal avoids giving a direct answer to a simple question....? Llamas!!!!! They are sneaky buggers!!! |
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"If I were an animal I would be a..... If you want to know what type of animal I would be than you need to contact me." Let's see now, which animal avoids giving a direct answer to a simple question....? Llamas!!!!! They are sneaky buggers!!! And I was thinking pangolins....! |
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Edited by
skydancingA
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Sat 02/06/10 06:55 PM
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"If you're looking for an empty shell of a woman keep looking you will not find her here."
At least give me a hint where to look. Whoa!! I NEED an empty shell of a woman.
hahahaha I think you guys can take this act on the road :-) |
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"everything happens for a reason... life is short.. live life to the fullest, take risk... but be responsible for all your actions....
when in doubt.... stop..." If one cliche is good, then a page of them must be great! |
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"Im an inperfect copy of a perfect person"
This sentence is its own poetry. |
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"im future civil engeener i hope so."
Or maybe an English teacher. |
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"Juz friendz. Hello I look to be with friends. Many friends I have, they all nice and I have plenty fun with them. I not looking for partner, just want friends."
Look, what are you trying to say? |
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"What you see is what you get, there is no mystery."
The mystery is why you would write something as hackneyed as that. |
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"seeking for frienshihp bla bla bla bla ...zo I wish you ask me. someone...lk to soI first of all need friend...to..ing...I dont have much time...."
There's still time to change the will....! |
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"I'm a girl who loves good company and animals, speaks four languages and has no interest in money.I have only one demand: you must be prudens."
I don't even know what that is. |
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"I dont have much time for hobbies at the moment, I want to start dating again."
Right, it's pretty much gotta be one or the other. |
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"Like to cook a bit homely type of person."
Don't they even try to get away? |
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"I believe that everything happens for a reason,"
Read enough profiles and you'll know better. |
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