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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"Also I am intersted in scince, working as a engineer."
And I'm interested in being a supermodel, but sometimes you just have to face reality. |
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"Whatever I may shortly write here, different people will see (me) different."
So you're like an ink blot. Only with words. |
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"You seem to be a nice man. Am I right?"
Lady, I have no idea who you're talking to. |
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"I'm pretty versitle when it comes to hobbies and interests."
And innovative spelling. |
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"i love all kinds of music .sang in qoir in church when i was a kid love to sing."
All those years and you never once had to spell it? |
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"i like bingo.i want to win a full house.im the only person who goes to bingo every night on my street.b i n g o. and bingo was his name o."
Not everyone has the ability to focus like that. |
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"looking for good hSeparaSeparate interests with commas)te interests with commas)earted manSeparate interests wiSeparatSeparate interests with commas)e interests with commas)th commas)Separate interest."
At this point, management realized they needed to simplify the instructions. |
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"I don't think so like i have any perfact hobby but i know that in free time i like to draw someting by myself.My goal is to get a good job on the base of my study.I don't know what i'm, means to say."
It's not WHAT you say, it's how badly you mangle it. |
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"I am a single woman of 22 years, to the one that he likes to be friends to him to."
I always wondered how many prepositions could fit in one sentence. |
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"I am searching for a man that claims attributes like compassion, loyalty, humor, honesty, openness, confidence, passion, gentleness, appreciation for music and dancing."
Well, yeah, but anybody can CLAIM anything. |
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"I hate doble face and hypocrite people."
Yeah, that Doble Face is bad news. I remember when he fought Batman. |
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"I'm 23 years of good body of 180 meters."
Too tall for me. |
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"unique, what's thats means the word that all the mans told the lady to get a date."
Exactly. That's the whole problem, maybe. |
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"Only i wish to know a nice man with a good heart and he want know someone for a serious relation.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx" Don't you hate it when the CIA starts messing around with these profiles? |
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"You need to stop and rest here."
You're right, this is pretty grueling. |
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"I like art.I like huge butts.I like dogs.I like the fish of the world.I really like an adventuress guy who dosent mind a messy house."
Do the dogs and fish have huge butts? |
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"i hate cheeters."
They can run really fast though. How do you feel about ocelots? |
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"My hobbies are painting tee shirts."
Somebody's gonna slap you one of these days. |
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"miss the Number 3."
Has it been retired? That's really gonna screw up my tape measure. |
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"CALL ME! fdjkhkjehkrjhk lekrjkewl ewkljrlekw ek. rewklrjei4.efjio43fjl. ejkfljewl. ewjklf3j4io34rnnewi 43ojrn jel. sdakjkfejijds oejn ewjeo eowrj reot erorj reo. erijroejfnejr erokg rej eijf si d."
I think I broke my phone. |
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