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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"CALL ME! fdjkhkjehkrjhk lekrjkewl ewkljrlekw ek. rewklrjei4.efjio43fjl. ejkfljewl. ewjklf3j4io34rnnewi 43ojrn jel. sdakjkfejijds oejn ewjeo eowrj reot erorj reo. erijroejfnejr erokg rej eijf si d." I think I broke my phone. WTF??? Someone in Nepal is gonna be PISSED! No more Anytime Minutes for the Dalai Lama.... |
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"approve my account, idiots. please."
Sure. How much cash have you got? |
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"I am really friendly person..love meeting new people..enjoying reading books..dancing..playing tennis with the computer."
Seems a little unfair somehow. |
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"just nwo i defost my partner."
How long was he in the freezer? |
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"nice intelegent women is lokking for friend who would make me laugh i dont like liyers and peole who are not honest to me i love to travel and spend some qality time with my friends."
Just because a bunch of letters are in your Scrabble rack, that doesn't make them a word. |
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"i lake to meet nice end kaint man wich looking in lafe seryosly.newa laeng end onest romantik who nous wat hi wont in lafe wich love childrens end dont haw bad atichiut."
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.... |
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"i like children. make me some."
Would you like fries with that? |
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"i'd like u to know real men iin order to choose my private one."
I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good. |
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"cute & shy .... hot & nasty."
New flavors of Pringles. |
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"i lake to meet nice end kaint man wich looking in lafe seryosly.newa laeng end onest romantik who nous wat hi wont in lafe wich love childrens end dont haw bad atichiut." Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.... 
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"i'm a girl she never met anyone hose make me feel love or miss to beeig in love are you with me ?"
Not at this time. |
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"to find ur self just feel free .this is my wisdom in my life."
Setting the bar pretty low there, aren't you? |
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"i'm a coordinetr i working in big companie i worked sinse 1999i live with my family i don't want to be alone all timei do acsidont last years and i was in hopital 3 month."
Did you bump your head? |
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gawd Lex...you know how to find them..hey is there anything from mine in here?? 
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"smart, cute, out smoke,humanist, tender,i do painting,i cook yammi foods,i love dancing,reading,and i dont like 2 bi suffering from a heart breaking and from a proxy boy."
You could out smoke me, but I'm not really a proxy boy. |
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"i like the man in every date to bring me a gesture."
A lot cheaper than flowers, anyway. |
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"i like the man in every date to bring me a gesture." A lot cheaper than flowers, anyway. Sorry, fresh out. I just sold mine at a yard sale. |
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gawd Lex...you know how to find them..hey is there anything from mine in here??
Nah, we have a policy of not doing the ones from Mingle -- that would be a little rude -- so all of these are from other sites. Now, if you've got one on another site, I can't guarantee you that it won't show up here! But we never leave anything identifiable in the profile snips we use, so no one will never know. Well, I might, if you use the same screen name, but I'll never tell. At least not until "One Glorious Profile: The Movie" comes out. |
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"i like the man in every date to bring me a gesture." A lot cheaper than flowers, anyway. Sorry, fresh out. I just sold mine at a yard sale. I've got some gestures you could borrow. Some of them she'll understand. |
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"the admenstration told me to add more lines and to talk more about my self cause it isbetter and I will get more messages....... but they don't know me."
Fight the power. |
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