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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"seeking only a SINGLE fellow ready to communicate enough of himself to make me sparkle and grow."
Or you could try Wonder Bread. |
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"am not looking for perverts or weirdos."
Try jumping in the ocean and not looking for fish. |
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"could talk a glass eye to sleep."
I'm going to need some verification on that one. |
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"am not looking for perverts or weirdos." Try jumping in the ocean and not looking for fish. 
Another exciting Friday night, huh Lex? |
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"i want children alot but i hace had 7 children with different men."
You might as well go for the record at this point. |
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"am not looking for perverts or weirdos." Try jumping in the ocean and not looking for fish.
Another exciting Friday night, huh Lex? Everybody needs a purpose in life....! |
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"flee markets"
Textbook definition of "agoraphobia." |
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"am not looking for perverts or weirdos." Try jumping in the ocean and not looking for fish.
Another exciting Friday night, huh Lex? Everybody needs a purpose in life....! Well you've certainly found your calling. I don't know where you come up with this stuff. Too friggen funny. Carry on, o wise one. 
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"I am just looking at profiles...if I see anything I like, I may fill this in more."
If I see anything I like, I may die of shock. |
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"am not looking for perverts or weirdos." Try jumping in the ocean and not looking for fish.
Another exciting Friday night, huh Lex? Everybody needs a purpose in life....! Well you've certainly found your calling. I don't know where you come up with this stuff. Too friggen funny. Carry on, o wise one.
I'm just doing this now because I'm avoiding working on a difficult page of "True Colors." Distraction is the better part of valor, or something. |
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"Have now altered my thingy."
That's really none of my business. |
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"Have now altered my thingy." That's really none of my business. I hope they didn't use pinking shears..... 
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"Romantic dinner with candelight and adecuate music"
Next to indie, that's my favorite kind of music. |
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"Have now altered my thingy." That's really none of my business.
actually Lex,if you didnt know and ran into that gem on the street,grocery store,etc etc,it might become yer business 
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"like the smel of laveder candile lighting sometimes."
I think I know what you're trying to say, but I just can't take the risk. |
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"Have now altered my thingy." That's really none of my business.
actually Lex,if you didnt know and ran into that gem on the street,grocery store,etc etc,it might become yer business
This is why I'm technically a recluse.... |
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"none your mother sucks. gay. gay. gay. gay. gay. hello mutha****a hey hi how ya durin its weezy f baby come & take a sh*tn urine on the toilet bowl ****es **** ***."
Finally, someone who makes sense.... |
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"like to go out.reed books,watch movi,coking for afriends,lake my friends araud me will be onist and trosefull.iam very onist with that imeke meny misteks in my life."
Your Honor, I'd like to mark this as Exhibit A.... |
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"hey when i look at my profile i am not sure where i am or who i am."
That's a pretty good indicator you need to redo it. |
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"There might be interesting people here, but how do you know?"
I'll assume that's rhetorical. |
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