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Topic: Dear Dan
Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:48 PM
Hi, my name is Dan, and i am your local Agony Aunt.

Please drop me a note detailing your problems and i will help you to solve them.

All posts wanting my help must begin, Dear Dan..


auburngirl's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:49 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl I KNEW you would do this!!!

auburngirl's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:50 PM
Okay

Dear Dan....

I have this friend who is constantly sticking his fingers up his nose. What should I do??????

no photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:50 PM
Dear Dan,

I'm addicted to crazy, how can I heal myself?

signed,

-wacky in west virginia

andreajayne's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:51 PM
Dear Dan,

Why do you have your fingers up your nose? What advice can you offer yourself in this situation?

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Thu 08/20/09 03:53 PM
Dear Dan,

Can you pick me a winner?:banana:

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:54 PM

Okay

Dear Dan....

I have this friend who is constantly sticking his fingers up his nose. What should I do??????


Dear Auburngirl,

It sounds like it is his problem rather than yours, but with so little information, i am unable to tell if it is really a problem for him either. If you feel it is your place to talk to him about it, then i would suggest you do so. The one peice of advice i will give to you, is not to copy your friend, it might look cool when he does it, but it might not work that way for you.

Dan

silly's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:55 PM
Dear Dan

Can u found me a pill for a brokenheart

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:55 PM

Dear Dan,

I'm addicted to crazy, how can I heal myself?

signed,

-wacky in west virginia


Dear Calleigh

Take away one addiction with another. I can supply you with Crack at a very competitive rate.

Dan

FindMe1113's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:55 PM
Dear Dan,

Why is the sky blue and not yellow?huh

-Curious in NY-

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:56 PM

Dear Dan,

Why do you have your fingers up your nose? What advice can you offer yourself in this situation?


Dear Andrea

Mind your own god damn business.

Dan

Cambolaya65's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:56 PM
Dear Dan,

Is the secret diarrhea ingredient in Taco Bell food related to the accident at Chernobyl?



Out of tp in Oregon

writer_gurl's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:57 PM
Dear Dan,

Can one stick their fingers soooo far up their nose and touch their brain?


Only Curious

andreajayne's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:57 PM


Dear Dan,

Why do you have your fingers up your nose? What advice can you offer yourself in this situation?


Dear Andrea

Mind your own god damn business.

Dan



laugh laugh laugh but i dont wanna!

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 03:58 PM

Dear Dan,

Can you pick me a winner?:banana:


Dear Jamie

Harry Balls at the 2:20 at Kempton Park, the current odds are 16 to 1.

Dan

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 04:00 PM

Dear Dan

Can u found me a pill for a brokenheart


Dear Silly

There are all sorts of pills out there that will alter the state of your mind. Try them in all different combinations and doses until you find the right balance for you. Best of luck.

Dan

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 04:01 PM

Dear Dan,

Why is the sky blue and not yellow?huh

-Curious in NY-


Dear Findme

This type of question you can answer for yourself using Google. Please refrain from wasting my time in the future.

Dan

auburngirl's photo
Thu 08/20/09 04:02 PM
Dear Dan

I hate to fly! What advice can you give, as someone who flies frequently??

Signed Spreading my uh wings.

Dan99's photo
Thu 08/20/09 04:04 PM

Dear Dan,

Is the secret diarrhea ingredient in Taco Bell food related to the accident at Chernobyl?



Out of tp in Oregon


Dear Cambolaya

Chernobyl is in Russia, Taco Bell is Mexican food. It is unlikely, even though the fallout from the accident is not aware of the international boundaries. However, it is unwise for a man to stick his penis into a taco, if you ever see this just say 'Chernobyl fall off'.

Dan


seamac's photo
Thu 08/20/09 04:04 PM

Dear Dan

Can u found me a pill for a brokenheart


Oh Silly,

I am sorry you need a pill for that. It just sucks. Really am sorry for what you are going through. Remember time heals all wounds and wounds all heals. I know this is of no help, but not knowing you or the situation....anyway I hope you feel better soon and remain open to love, it will come back to you.

flowerforyou Seamac

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