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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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 "I don't know who I want to meet." None of us do. I think that's the whole problem. I want to meet The Hulk myself But is he on a dating site? Can you imagine THAT profile? Me Hulk. Me look for woman. Woman scream. Hulk confused. Hulk get mad, smash building. Woman upset, building was her house. Ooops. Hulk screwed up again. Maybe Hulk go try eHarmony. |
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"Sometimes uniqueness means beauty!"
Sometimes it means garbanzo beans. What's your point? |
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"I AM 23YEARS OF AGE. I HAVE NICE AND ADORING HAIR."
Now that's just creepy. |
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"I HAVE FAMINE BODY,ELEGANT AND GORGEOUS HIPS."
Gotta love that famine body. Anorexia is the new bulimia. |
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"looking for sense of humor All the info above is true."
Really, all of it? The whole thing? |
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"loves a man to talk to my aspirations."
How does that work, exactly? |
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"to search serious for attitudes. I to not search for game or entertainment."
Make an actual sentence out of these words and you can win fabulous prizes. |
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"I don't know who I want to meet." None of us do. I think that's the whole problem. I want to meet The Hulk myself But is he on a dating site? Can you imagine THAT profile? Me Hulk. Me look for woman. Woman scream. Hulk confused. Hulk get mad, smash building. Woman upset, building was her house. Ooops. Hulk screwed up again. Maybe Hulk go try eHarmony.   House all gone Me, big strong green thing.Me keep bad man away from you.Me fight good.Me wear short shorts
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"I don't know who I want to meet." None of us do. I think that's the whole problem. I want to meet The Hulk myself But is he on a dating site? Can you imagine THAT profile? Me Hulk. Me look for woman. Woman scream. Hulk confused. Hulk get mad, smash building. Woman upset, building was her house. Ooops. Hulk screwed up again. Maybe Hulk go try eHarmony. House all gone Me, big strong green thing.Me keep bad man away from you.Me fight good.Me wear short shorts Oh, THERE'S an image.... "Who wears short shorts? "HULK wear short shorts!" Yeah, we needed that one.... 
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"Im an espiring Model."
That should be "expiring." |
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"I will complete this part later.... but not for the moment .
profile under construction. I do not have the time for the moment. be patient***************************************" I just know this is gonna be so worth the wait.... |
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"I don't know who I want to meet." None of us do. I think that's the whole problem. I want to meet The Hulk myself But is he on a dating site? Can you imagine THAT profile? Me Hulk. Me look for woman. Woman scream. Hulk confused. Hulk get mad, smash building. Woman upset, building was her house. Ooops. Hulk screwed up again. Maybe Hulk go try eHarmony. House all gone Me, big strong green thing.Me keep bad man away from you.Me fight good.Me wear short shorts Oh, THERE'S an image.... "Who wears short shorts? "HULK wear short shorts!" Yeah, we needed that one.... Its okay Lex, we all now know youre gonna have dreams of Hulk dancin 'round in his short shorts  Ewwww, WHAT an image !!!!  My eyes !!! My eyes !!!
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"I don't know who I want to meet." None of us do. I think that's the whole problem. I want to meet The Hulk myself But is he on a dating site? Can you imagine THAT profile? Me Hulk. Me look for woman. Woman scream. Hulk confused. Hulk get mad, smash building. Woman upset, building was her house. Ooops. Hulk screwed up again. Maybe Hulk go try eHarmony. House all gone Me, big strong green thing.Me keep bad man away from you.Me fight good.Me wear short shorts Oh, THERE'S an image.... "Who wears short shorts? "HULK wear short shorts!" Yeah, we needed that one.... Its okay Lex, we all now know youre gonna have dreams of Hulk dancin 'round in his short shorts Ewwww, WHAT an image !!!! My eyes !!! My eyes !!! I know! He's a LOOOOONNNNGGGG way from Billie Piper....! |
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"I don't know who I want to meet." None of us do. I think that's the whole problem. I want to meet The Hulk myself But is he on a dating site? Can you imagine THAT profile? Me Hulk. Me look for woman. Woman scream. Hulk confused. Hulk get mad, smash building. Woman upset, building was her house. Ooops. Hulk screwed up again. Maybe Hulk go try eHarmony. House all gone Me, big strong green thing.Me keep bad man away from you.Me fight good.Me wear short shorts Oh, THERE'S an image.... "Who wears short shorts? "HULK wear short shorts!" Yeah, we needed that one.... Its okay Lex, we all now know youre gonna have dreams of Hulk dancin 'round in his short shorts Ewwww, WHAT an image !!!! My eyes !!! My eyes !!! I know! He's a LOOOOONNNNGGGG way from Billie Piper....! |
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"can still mix cement and fell a tree if necessary."
Pfffft. It goes without saying that any girl I date HAS to be able to do both of those things. At the same time. |
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"I will complete this part later.... but not for the moment . profile under construction. I do not have the time for the moment. be patient***************************************" I just know this is gonna be so worth the wait.... So many profiles like this... my oh my 
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"Looking to meet someone who is into hanging around talking nonsense for many hours of the day."
Run for Congress. |
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"I dont like liar people.be possitif."
OK, I'm possitif you can't spell. |
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"I just want to have fun !I just want to have fun ! I just want
to have fun ! I just want to have fun ! I just want to have fun !I just want to have fun !I just want to have fun !I just want to have fun !" That's right! Say it 10,000 times and then take these 116 pills. |
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"Looking to meet someone who is into hanging around talking nonsense for many hours of the day." Run for Congress. lol, priceless!
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