"Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting... "


I think I saw this one on the discovery channel.

"Will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. At a lata time....lata time. at a lata time.Will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. At a lata time....lata time. at a lata time.Will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. At a lata time....lata time. at a lata time.Will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. will fill out lata. At a lata time....lata time. at a lata time. "

How about now? Still lata?

"Some of my hobbies are actually collecting unicorn figurines and surfing the internet."

How amazing! One of my hobbies is just thinking about collecting unicorn figurines.

"I really don't feel like writing right now. To be honest, I just wanted to take a quick peak and move on. "

And just when you had my interest peeked too.

"A friend suggested this site, so I'm giving it a try :P who knows? yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap"

Good plan, let the chihuahua type the second half of the profile.

"We'll talk later about this.... We'll talk later about this.... We'll talk later about this.... We'll talk later about this.... We'll talk later about this.... We'll talk later about this.... "


We're not really going to talk later are we?

"i am trying to have a better relationship with God so i stopped having sex"


That might explain why God has been in such a bad mood lately.....

You guys! This is better entertainment than going to a comedy club! I've been sitting here in the comfort of my own home, eating ice cream and laughing out loud -- by myself! OMG!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work! And thank you so, so much. This is my first time on this thread.

I like to think of it as a Public Service.

"Kids, don't try this at home! For one thing, nobody will have any idea what you're trying to say in your profile!"

"I'm easy-going and laid-back."

I smell a Pulitzer....

"HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!HI!!!"

Apparently.

"don't have quite as many cats as Hemingway did."

How can you go out in public?

"I really like to find the honest person."

Are you Diogenes?

"hey everybody~wanna know about me?Through the research I've made from the internet just now, it's stated that I am an entertainer who radiates attractive warmth&optimism."

donrickles.com?

"I am saving up money in order to start my career as a journalist."

How much does a pencil cost now?

"I think of others before i worry about my self."

Well, I know about a billion people who could really use your help with their profiles.

"I've never tried anything like this before so please be gentle."

Jeez, it's just Frisbee.

What a total let down huh ???

"First off, my hair is now brown, I change it quite often, just because I can. As soon as I find my camera,new pictures will be added."

Maybe it's in your hair.