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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I AM EASY. REPEAT, EASY."
I heard you the first time. |
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"There is no more chocolate souffle, the bowls are empty, the bowels are pumping, and chocolate souffle is not looking for humping."
The nursery rhymes are very different on your planet. |
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"it's either squid or bacon."
Check for tentacles, that usually clinches it. |
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"The one thing my friends tell me is how easy I am to get along with."
So is a ficus plant. Doesn't sound like you're making much of an impression. |
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"l' am an interesting individula."
What's that, an unattached vampire? |
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"where slutty clothes and have a bit of an attitude sometimes."
Yeah, we dated before. |
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"Somebody said that if you don’t stop from time to time to evaluate your life, you are not living."
And then you find yourself with a MySpace account. |
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"Fun, friendly and smart, I'm looking for.
Funny, friendly, smart?" That's what you just said. Short-term memory problem? |
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"I am looking for a man to be able to spank and discipline me as a daddy does with a naughty daughter."
Ugh. Just go to your room, and no dinner. |
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"I am definitely not like any other woman you will ever meet."
Since you're written essentially the same thing as 95% of the other profiles I've read, I have my doubts. |
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"Internet dating is apparently only for shifty people who can't come clean about who they really are. This profile is no longer being used, please do not attempt to contact me. Anyone who does will be met with rude remarks. **** off and have a nice day :) "
I thought I had to email you before the rude remarks. |
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"I am very well rounded (literley)"
I never quite converted to the metric system. |
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"im looking for someone who will own me and take care of me..."
I really don't have much of a yard. Have you at least been spayed? |
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"first date would be a lil shy but i worm up easy"
I wonder if this is some sort of euphemism...... |
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"first date would be a lil shy but i worm up easy" I wonder if this is some sort of euphemism...... Worm Up? I love that song! Cameo, wasn't it? |
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Some menon this site rest on their laurels, some live within their dignity, and some ...........belong in white rooms with men in white coats looking after them and feeding them thorazine and diazepam. You use the figure 75%, eat some more.
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"i am 20yrs old, im a virgo i have 3 beautiful kids,i am very spoiled and i love money"
Oh Christ... |
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"Ready lets roll onto something new"
What did we roll onto in the first place? |
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"Let's met & take it from there"
I'm not even sure what that means... |
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"My motor is education is the key to life."
How many cylinders does that have? |
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