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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"iam brown skin soild like to sing and danace of the godand my eyes your black and to read ilike childern2 girl and a boy like have sex ilke to eati love cooked ilove clen and wash and a bake chef"
Jeez, slow down already, you're not being timed on this. |
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"i am every mans dream"
A bit presumptuous, are we? |
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"im a widow and just got out of a one sided relationship " Doesn't one go with the other? Oh, dude. Bad form. |
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"No one is just some one that is honest." A bit convoluted but probably accurate. That's gotta be the most twisted, yet profound, logic I have ever seen. |
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"im a widow and just got out of a one sided relationship " Doesn't one go with the other? Oh, dude. Bad form. Sorry, I don't really have a filter. Seemed like an unusual approach to a profile. |
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"I am a girl. I live with a cat. Sometimes I wear sneakers. These are things I know for sure. My perfect match likes cats. And girls in sneakers." I actually just posted this one because I really liked it. At the very least, ya know she's relatively easy to please. lol |
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There used to be a brand of sneakers called "cheetahs".Best shoes ever. They were banned unfortunatly,due to a high feline content.
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"Definitely not into the drama thing and don't have time to waste on players, jokers or clowns."
How do you feel about lion tamers? Or mimes? Or mime tamers? |
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"A fix it guy always get me going."
So you must break pretty easily. |
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"LOOKING FOR SPECIAL SOMEONE TO SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE WTH,BECAUSE AM NOT GETTING ANY UNGER."
Not since Tony Randall died, anyway. |
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"I DOUNT HAVE MUSH TO SAY."
Don't underestimate yourself. |
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"God is so good to put my curves in place and make a guy look back twice."
He must have lost his glasses when he got to Indiana. |
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"knitting ,sewing,rocking,baking,sleeping,farting etc etc etc"
Hey, you dropped your "To Do" list. |
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"Have you been searching for true love and can't seem to find it? Are you tired of liars, cheaters, gold diggers or non-ambitious women?"
Well, Trident Sugarless Gum can change all that....! |
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"my huby is dancing lestening to music."
I don't know who that is. but at least he's keeping himself occupied. |
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"OK, my dislikes in a man, he cant be a male shouvanist or self centered or even money hungry."
I assume spelling isn't an issue, though. |
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"I am very unique due to the fact I like to be different that the normal everyday lady."
Yup, you're the only one who ever used that line. |
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"I find myself very unigue."
Unique + vague. |
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"Some day I would like to build my dream home on one acre of land."
It has to be exactly one acre? |
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"I am a great chef.Then I will eat and be full.Then I will eat and be full.Then I will eat and be full."
Addiction is a terrible thing. |
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