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"looking or friendship, possibly more"=if you reject me, i have an excuse out of it 
good one 
friendship first - gotta try out the goods before I buy
= i'm ok with hanging with you until something better comes along . . . |
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looking for a nice girl = got hurt bad before by a not so nice girl, therefore I won't trust you as far as I can throw you. Prepare to be stalked.  
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Edited by
franshade
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Tue 07/07/09 12:28 PM
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not into head games - I play so many games I can't tell them apart anymore
I'm a nice guy/girl - sucka Been hurt before - big time sucka
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"Sup?" = I'd really be into monosyllabism if only it didn't have more than one syllable.
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I don't like drama = You will need medication to put up with me.
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Edited by
74Drew
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Tue 07/07/09 12:28 PM
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Am looking for an educated professional = i am looking for someone to keep me in the lifestyle that i'm looking to grow accustomed to. (need someone to get me out of the ghetto and buy me expensive things)
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"new to internet dating" = Can't get laid in the real world also = haven't had luck on any of the other sites i'm on. . . . |
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Too bad you live so far away = Hell to the no. You ain't NEARLY hot enough for me to waste my time talking to you.
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I will most likely get hammered for this one, but here goes.
I am a Christian woman looking for a Christian man=What I say is inspired by God and is divine, you must live as I say. I believe in everything the Bible says.... as long as it doesn't say that I need to change something about how I live my life. 
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"I have three kids but I'm not looking for anyone to be their daddy" = I'll take all your money for myself, though, those damn kids give me a headache.
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I like speed and fast cars = I spend a lot of time running from the law.
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looking for the girl next door = the girl that lives next door to someone else because the one that lives next door to me doesn't have any teeth and has 15 kids.
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I will most likely get hammered for this one, but here goes. I am a Christian woman looking for a Christian man=What I say is inspired by God and is divine, you must live as I say. I believe in everything the Bible says.... as long as it doesn't say that I need to change something about how I live my life.
I follow blindly come with me
only kidding |
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Too bad you live so far away = Hell to the no. You ain't NEARLY hot enough for me to waste my time talking to you. = if you promise that you'll put out i'll consider traveling to tap that. . . . |
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I will most likely get hammered for this one, but here goes. I am a Christian woman looking for a Christian man=What I say is inspired by God and is divine, you must live as I say. I believe in everything the Bible says.... as long as it doesn't say that I need to change something about how I live my life.
= don't ask about my past, i found god after all of the whoring around i did. you won't get in these pants without a ring or a large amount of alcohol. . . . |
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Lookin for someone to chat with = I wanna see you nekked on cam.
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Too bad you live so far away = Hell to the no. You ain't NEARLY hot enough for me to waste my time talking to you. = if you promise that you'll put out i'll consider traveling to tap that. . . . = If you buy the plane ticket! BTW, a friend of mine was all hot over a guy she met online, and she paid to fly him and his two kids to visit her over the past five days. It did NOT go well and now she is devastated. I feel really bad for her! |
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Looking for someone honest= can you really tell the difference between day and night?
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Lookin for someone to chat with = I wanna see you nekked on cam. let's chat on messenger - I wanna see you naked Let's talk on phone - I wanna have phn sex w/you
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky
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