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Not looking for a sugar-daddy = Looking for a sugar-daddy.
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Athletic body-played sports in high school
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Edited by
Winx
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Tue 07/07/09 11:16 AM
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Slim and fit=only eat salad when I go to a buffet.  but I eat before we go out
My mom made me do that when I had a dinner date when I lived at home. 
That was right out of high school, btw. lol |
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Friends first = You're going to have to beg for it.
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Athletic body-played sports in high school 
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Athletic body-played sports in high school Ain't THAT the truth!! |
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My friends tell me I'm good looking = I'm too scared to look in a mirror myself.
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looking for my soul mate - will gladly take applications and call you when a decision has been made
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My friends tell me I'm good looking = I'm too scared to look in a mirror myself.
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My friends tell me I'm good looking = I'm too scared to look in a mirror myself.
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My life is full/complete looking for someone to compliment it=lonely as hell
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Don't watch much television = Doesn't own a television.
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drop me a line at xxxxx@yahoo.com= Have credit card in hand.
Love the outdoors= I won't date you unless you have a travel trailer,jet ski, horses and a Harley |
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Likes long walks--beer store is on the next block
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Likes long walks--beer store is on the next block 
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"I don't know what to write here" = I'm lazy or stupid or both.
"Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask" -- see "I don't know what to write here." "I'm laid back and easy going" = I saw this on a whole bunch of other profiles and it's easier for me to copy it than to think of anything original. "I see the glass as half full" = I have no desire to move beyond the cliches of the 1970s. "Looks don't matter" = Looks do matter, but I'll be seen as shallow and superficial if I admit it. "Don't be afraid, I won't bite!" = I won't answer your e-mail, either. "I like to go out or stay in" = I'm terminally indecisive so don't expect much. "Don't contact me if you don't have a picture" = yes, I know my profile pic is a cat but that's different. "I'm the most unique person you'll ever meet! I like movies and shopping and I love my friends and family" = I'm missing at least one chromosome, probably more OR Nobody has ever told me what the word "unique" means. |
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I don't know what to write here - not much of a talker, but can find other means to keep communicating
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Not looking for a sugar-daddy = Looking for a sugar-daddy.
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I don't know what to write here - not much of a talker, but can find other means to keep communicating
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"I don't know what to write here" = I'm lazy or stupid or both. "Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask" -- see "I don't know what to write here." "I'm laid back and easy going" = I saw this on a whole bunch of other profiles and it's easier for me to copy it than to think of anything original. "I see the glass as half full" = I have no desire to move beyond the cliches of the 1970s. "Looks don't matter" = Looks do matter, but I'll be seen as shallow and superficial if I admit it. "Don't be afraid, I won't bite!" = I won't answer your e-mail, either. "I like to go out or stay in" = I'm terminally indecisive so don't expect much. "Don't contact me if you don't have a picture" = yes, I know my profile pic is a cat but that's different. "I'm the most unique person you'll ever meet! I like movies and shopping and I love my friends and family" = I'm missing at least one chromosome, probably more OR Nobody has ever told me what the word "unique" means. OMG!! I'm dyin here!!
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