"I like to try new things" = I have severe ADD. People are creatures of habit. If you really enjoyed doing new things all the time you would've already done most things and your hobbies wouldn't consist of a 3 word list. Freebasing crack is probably a new thing for most people so is bulimia would you like to try those? or would you like to be a little more specific since the noun "things" is a teeny bit vague.

"I'm looking for my soulmate" = I own a windowless non descript white van, I will reverse lookup your phonenumber after googling your name and call you every 30 minutes. And most likely you'll wake up one night and find me hovering over your sleeping body eating your hair with a soup spoon.

My activities include (first guess....writing boring *** personal ads, these are just a list of things that someone is going to use to pretend that they're too busy to date you...ie I have yoga class tonight so I can't see you).

I'm looking for a (don't tell me what you're looking for, tell me what you'd settle for it's much more realistic). Honesty?...trust me, you don't want me to be too honest you just want me to tell you what you want to hear, it's a tad ironic that you'd lie about this. Besides how do you think a liar would answer this question?

Then comes my favorite lists, compassion, sensitivity, someone to listen to me, someone to share my heart with....okay okay we all get the hint....you're into women, why didn't you just say so in the first place?

I'm dying over here!

OMG that was toooooooooooooooooooo good but dammit you hit it right on the nail hehehehe