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Semi retired= am a Wal=mart door greeter.
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My friends say I'm a good guy = I believe the voices in my head.
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down to earth - got a little weight on me
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My friends say I'm a good guy = I believe the voices in my head. But...But...But...My friends say I am a good guy |
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My friends say I'm a good guy = I believe the voices in my head. But...But...But...My friends say I am a good guy 
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don't drink much - just enough to get drunk
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Looking for marriage = Need someone to clean my house
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don't drink much - just enough to get drunk Don't drink=since the invention of the funnel. |
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don't drink much - just enough to get drunk Don't drink=since the invention of the funnel. no I dont want a refill, just dont let the glass get empty
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22 and no kids=I am one in 45,000,000. extremely unique!!!
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x yrs old and never married - never been asked
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I'm a very active person = If it involves the couch, the remote and a beer, I'm down with it.
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spontaneous - always have a back up
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Not looking for Mr/Mrs. Perfect am looking for someone perfect for me = Somewhere there has to be someone as crazy as me.
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"How does one describe onself?" = I can't extrapolate from having to attempt to describe an object or another person. "My friends would describe me as...." = since they're my friends, they'll say good stuff, whereas I would feel more obligated to be honest if I described myself. Hey now!  My friends were completely upfront and honest when I asked them to describe me~! [actually a little shocked at how they responded  ]
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x yrs old and never married - never been asked
53 and never married= been married 5 times, collected life insurance on each one... who's next?? |
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"How does one describe onself?" = I can't extrapolate from having to attempt to describe an object or another person. "My friends would describe me as...." = since they're my friends, they'll say good stuff, whereas I would feel more obligated to be honest if I described myself. Hey now! My friends were completely upfront and honest when I asked them to describe me~! [actually a little shocked at how they responded ]
OK, but I'm always a little leery of someone who refuses to say anything about themselves....It's like "Are you wearing a wire?".... |
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separated - technically married, not looking to get married, not looking to explain why I'm still married, let's go out
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22 and no kids=I am one in 45,000,000. extremely unique!!! "22 and no kids" = I traded them for crack OR I was born with no reproductive organs. |
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x yrs old and never married - never been asked
53 and never married= been married 5 times, collected life insurance on each one... who's next?? 
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