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This was in my profile for a long time
I am a weeble I wobble but don't fall down---yes I am overweight but I am graceful unless I am drinking than I do fall down. 
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Mine is more of a question,
Looking for someone to "wow me" = ?????? |
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"How does one describe onself?" = I can't extrapolate from having to attempt to describe an object or another person.
"My friends would describe me as...." = since they're my friends, they'll say good stuff, whereas I would feel more obligated to be honest if I described myself. |
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like to have fun=I do illegal drugs on a regular basis.
Down to earth= tramitol, codine or any other pain killer and I'm ready to face the world. |
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not into one night stands - will you still respect me in the morning
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not into one night stands - will you still respect me in the morning
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Likes to travel = Has to stay one step ahead of the law.
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Mine is more of a question, Looking for someone to "wow me" = ?????? 
this is when someone sneaks up behind you and screams WOW!!! making you jump
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Likes to travel = Has to stay one step ahead of the law.
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Thank you LOL :-) I had no clue what he meant by that :-)
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"How does one describe onself?" = I can't extrapolate from having to attempt to describe an object or another person. "My friends would describe me as...." = since they're my friends, they'll say good stuff, whereas I would feel more obligated to be honest if I described myself. Most often, the truth is funnier than fiction! 
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Shares a house with a roommate = Lives with mom
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Looking for someone to "wow me" = Hoping to find Donald Trump on a free dating site!!
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Shares a house with a roommate = Lives with mom preferably not in the same childhood room
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I am honest = Pathological liar
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This was in my profile for a long time I am a weeble I wobble but don't fall down---yes I am overweight but I am graceful unless I am drinking than I do fall down.
 you are too much
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would be willing to move..= i have no place to live and desperately looking for someone to take care of me
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Mine is more of a question, Looking for someone to "wow me" = ??????
this is when someone sneaks up behind you and screams WOW!!! making you jump
I thought it meant man who wants ornery woman or wicked orange witches |
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I'm a good guy = I'm no longer on parole.
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hit me up = drop me a note after all you all want me
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