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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I work as an industrial design contractor out of my home, accompanied by two cats." Wow, I never knew cats could be trained to do that type of work. Damn. I'm impressed. I tried to teach my cat that stuff, but she kept trying to eat the mouse. |
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"i love my dog.....he is 13 and still acts like he is 2"
Must be a male dog. |
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"I love life...end of story."
Unusual story. It has a beginning, and an end, but no actual story. |
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"I would like someone the will treat me the way i want to treated and like for who i am. and not to be cheat on i am getting sick of cheat on.jkjl;jl;jljlkjljk;lhjhvgjhhkljklj;jljh;l;hkhjkjhkhkhfhgfgfdgfcghchgchgcgfhgfhjfhkfkjghkljhklhj;jkljkghjkhklhklhkjlhjkhjjkhklhkjhkhkgkjbgkjbgkjbhkjhkj"
I guess you meant it. |
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"I try and live every single day like its my last... "
Do you take all your cash from the bank and blow it all on women, fast cars, and good food? Because that's what I'd do if it was my last day. |
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"My knight in shinning armor, has class and looks good in jeans, doesn't smoke and knows how to dance"
It's tough to tango in metal pants. |
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"Photographer seeks role Model"
A camera? Maybe? |
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"same old same old,dnt no1 go on dates.."
Probably because they are still trying to figure out what you asked them... |
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"Sane? Normal? Substance? Message Me!"
No. No. I think the insane people have the most substance. No. |
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"I LIKE THE SIMPLE THING... IM NOT MATERIAL GAL....MY THERORY.... LIFE TO SHORT NOT HAVE FUN AND ENJOY IT.LOVE TO SWIM WALK ON BEACH... LOVE LAUGH AND JOKE...AN I DONT LIKE CONTROL FREAK .. MACHO.... JEALOUS...MAN!... DONT NEED ALOT...MY THREORY....DATE AND SEE WHERE IT GOES....MAYBE ILL FIND MR RIGHT... IF NOT IM HAPPY THE WAY IM...... "
My theory is that both your caps lock and your spell check are malfunctioning. |
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"blah blah blah, sex is good. I am not real. I love big****. My va va is tight. I have a good milkshake. this is stupid. "
And yet, you typed it and saved it to your profile. |
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"Just looking to see if anyone out there is looking for the same thing I am...which is someone who is trustworthy, someone who can make me laugh"
Oddly, I am not looking for someone who can make you laugh. |
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"I put honesty above everything."
Breathing? |
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"Hello, I am a 46 year old female looking for a man who is ambitious and can do guy things."
Like belch a chorus of jingle bells? |
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Has mine shown up here yet???
 
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"Hello there, I work at a child care facility with infants and toddlers"
Do they get paid the same? |
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Has mine shown up here yet???
Well first of all I make it a point not to make fun of Canadians. I have a suspicion they all have a secret pressure tank of built up rage just waiting to explode. Second, I, and I know Lex, avoid using profiles from this site And finally, I actually find your profile interesting, unique and fun so you're disqualified. |
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"I am a young soon to be 53 yr. old who enjoys life and likes to keep it simple. By simple I mean not complicated."
I can only assume then that by 'not complicated' you mean 'simple'. |
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Has mine shown up here yet???
Well first of all I make it a point not to make fun of Canadians. I have a suspicion they all have a secret pressure tank of built up rage just waiting to explode. Second, I, and I know Lex, avoid using profiles from this site And finally, I actually find your profile interesting, unique and fun so you're disqualified. Pretty much the same here. Aside from the finding yours interesting part (haven't looked at it, sorry). |
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"I am a petite girl size 8 olive skin"
And now we have to keep track of the "skin size," too.... |
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