Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I don't want to face the lonely and helpless anymore."
Yet here you are on a dating site. Ah, mixed messages.... |
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"I could be witty, funny, stimulating and challenging for certain people but scary for some others"
Are you Dracula? |
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"Is this the part where I lie and say I'm only 30 and WICKED HOT??!! "
It's as good a place as any, I guess. |
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"i just dont know. These things are tough. oh well ask me anything."
Can you tell me where my remote is? |
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"I'm willing to have a cute baby and a smart husband.Maybe just you."
Which one do I get to be? |
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"life is not in peace all the time. find a friend, meet with him, have feeling , then lost feeling . have interest, then lost interest, have fun, then no fun. life is really strange"
ADD is like that. |
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"If you are looking for barbie I am not her."
Well if you see her, could you tell her I came by? |
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"?? Today, sleep to 10 o'clocks to get up, then has been hear song, , is really a brain in very disorderly"
Remarkably accurate assessment. |
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"i just dont know. These things are tough. oh well ask me anything."
Can you tell me where my remote is? Why is there a "permanent press" setting on an iron? |
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"why i tell u my name here-v - u need to tell me first !"
How the hell am I supposed to know what your name is? |
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"A bright intellegent girl is looking for a relationship meaningful and long-last."
Well, where is she? I want to talk to her.... |
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"My job makes me substantial, and my life is not so orbicular, no one can share the simple life with me now"
orbicular definition or·bicu·lar (ôr bik′yo̵̅o̅ lər, -yə-) adjective in the form of an orb; spherical or circular Bot. round and flat, as some leaves Etymology: ME orbiculer < LL orbicularis < L orbiculus, dim. of orbis, a circle OK, so your life is so unround now that no one can share it with you. Got it. |
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"I love playing with my car too." "Hide and go seek" is a kind of pointless, though, isn't it? Not if your car happens to be Christine. |
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"I'm studying medicine, and need some help with anatomy. ;-)"
You don't really need help with anatomy, do you? |
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"I like reading, listening some music. I like all kinds of music and I would like to do some cleaning with listening to some music. I think it is very funny."
Yeah, that's a knee-slapper. |
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Maybe too much bustling in life,you and me have missed each other...."
Bustling is as good an excuse as any.... |
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"We met because of the curiosity to another one, and then we depart for the overmuch acquaintance that we had developed. Sadly, people mostly have them happened at just one time....."
But now there's botox. |
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"I think it is time for me to get marriage now."
Well, that's a concept I will never get. |
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"You will never find no words talk to me."
It's a double negative, on top of everything else. |
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"Why is it so dammn hard to find a good guy? I just want one nice guy to share the rest of my life.This request however cent?"
It's going to cost a lot more than that. |
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