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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"nothing to say...just know me fisrt before you judge me!!!!!! i like friends specially men..good ferpormance..and serios man..i dont like the man super feeling perpect"
Hey, there's a banjo stuck to the back of your head. |
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"it is so hard to disbribed about myself" What did you disbribe yourself into doing? DISbribe you knucklehead! She was disbribed into NOT doing |
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"My bicycle was one of a kind,he took me to townwhere we went looking for adventures,it cleared away my frown.Then came the day,an unidentified monstertook my bicycle away."
It was Mothra. |
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"it is so hard to disbribed about myself" What did you disbribe yourself into doing? DISbribe you knucklehead! She was disbribed into NOT doing Kind of defeats the whole purpose of having "bribe" as the root word, though, doesn't it....? 
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"I don't have a relatieschip"
You should get one, those German dogs are the best. |
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"Hello!Im looking for o new people."
That many, huh? |
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Nawwww
Disbribery is the actions of a third party (the disbriber) attempting to influence the actions of the first party (the bribee) whose actions were influenced by the party of the second part (the briber). Hence the actions of the first party are returned to the pre-bribery state and the actions of the second party are effectively nullified by the actions of the party of the third part. Never knew there was so much parting and acting and partying going on did you? |
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"nothing to say...just know me fisrt before you judge me!!!!!! i like friends specially men..good ferpormance..and serios man..i dont like the man super feeling perpect" ... I'm not feelin' too good myself |
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"I am a psychic. If you can handle that and recognize that it is a lifestyle choice, then you can understand what I'm looking for"
Then you already know where this is going..... |
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"It will take too long. All you have to do is just ask me."
I don't want to cut in to your busy schedule..... |
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"Here I go diving into the big blue sea again. Never thought I would be adventuring again in my 50's.. So I am jumping in with my floaties on."
Not sure where this metaphor is going, but it's not exactly a great visual. |
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I'm perfect! Low maintenance and easy to please!
 No expectations or demands...will take whatever is put out there. 
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"I would have to say I am a very laid back person who enjoys the simply things in life."
You don't have to say it. Based on the 3 million profiles I've read, there's a 99.93 % probability of it. |
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"i like movie and westlife and bladpeter."
Westlife and Bladpeter used to be my attorneys. |
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"Each day is a gift to open and use as we wish."
I opened mine and got a rock. It's not as useful as you might think. |
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"I have a son living with me, He was very cute and polite"
OK, so then what happened? |
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"I have my own pets, is a white dog, his high IQ, very obedient."
How did he do on the Stanford-Binet? |
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"after I divorce the oneself make the child become the person development.I want to look for my future...A warm house?"
Maybe a barrel full of scorpions. The possibilities are endless. |
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"Life is full of suprise? sometimes it's good. sometime it's bad. Can a wander in rain encounter sunshine while she is looking for rainbows as always?"
That's rhetorical, right? |
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"I'm an accountanting"
Well, when you're working with numbers, who needs letters? |
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