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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"you must be over 24 years old, and not a dumb a**." You're never going to get anywhere being THAT demanding. Oh come on, Lex...you may not have found that in a profile on M2 but aren't a lot of us thinking the same thing when we type in these threads??? 
Sure, but the smart ones phrase it more diplomatically! |
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"you must be over 24 years old, and not a dumb a**." You're never going to get anywhere being THAT demanding. Oh come on, Lex...you may not have found that in a profile on M2 but aren't a lot of us thinking the same thing when we type in these threads???
Sure, but the smart ones phrase it more diplomatically! Touche' |
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"I am a woman that is looking for a nice friend, I am very smart and loving person, I have two kids one is 20 years and the other is 15 years old they are my life and they leave with me."
Otherwise known as the "exit strategy." |
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"i disike: hipocrist i dont like drogs"
Well, who does, really? |
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"I am a country gril."
I could use a burger over here. |
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"hi, it is nice to describe your self because you are the one that knows you very well but you never know where to stat talking about you."
You might be overthinking the whole thing. |
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"It is like for everybody difficult to describe myself."
Well, yeah, if you talk like that, it is.... |
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"I have a good sense of humor and preciate a good talk same as funtalks. There should be a balance."
And maybe a dictionary, too, while you're at it. |
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"Social science project ... let's see without red hair."
As long as our eyes work, we should be OK. |
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"I have hobbies but mind you, I don't tell everything about myself without feeling I want to know the person better....I say and you obey.With other words, my word is your law."
Ladies and gentlemen, won't you give a warm round of applause for Josef Stalin....? |
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"something fun and something exciting"
A rubber ball and a tornado. |
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"I have an exciting suitcase filled with past adventures in life and living."
You get points for "exciting suitcase." I've never seen that particular configuration before! |
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"Am a happy girl allways ind the mood for fund."
Yeah, I know what THAT means.... |
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"Hi there,im a attrative woman in her twienties, who are looking for some social bounding with people who are interesting in talking"
Social bounding....must be the jumpy type.... |
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"well im friendly and of course have a good carierr."
Typhoid? |
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"well what can i say, theres alot of fakes around so lemmie hang in here and get lied to and see just how good you are at lying to me."
Nah, it takes too much energy anymore. |
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"Looking for a guy who is fun, has a heart and a soul, has values and who appreciates every day.Takes chances, and will not entertain people with his pension-plan for instance."
Makes for a pretty poor ventriloquism act, anyway. |
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"Hey...Looking for a nice man...are you her??If not, i will find you"
Gender confusion at its finest. |
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Sorry I have not posted in here before, but I just found one for ya guys.
high all the time lets have sex if its good may be maybe we could then we could have a relationship
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Sorry I have not posted in here before, but I just found one for ya guys.
high all the time lets have sex if its good may be maybe we could then we could have a relationship
Hey, it works on the TV shows... |
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