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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"Have found someone... not from here... so not looking right now"
Just to clarify. If they HAD been from here, would you still be looking? |
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"like to have quit time s on the couch all huged up"
Long periods of sitting on the couch will eventually do that. |
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"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....you should just ask me if there is anything that you really want to know "
(no picture either) Hey! I read your profile and really liked your gender and your marital status. I think it must be fate. |
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"Looking for that certain someone that I can't wait to call when crazy things happen. "
Just dial 9-1-1. |
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"Now Accepting Resumes" Oh great, this should be a fun process... I've seen this one numerous times on this site!!!  |
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"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....you should just ask me if there is anything that you really want to know " (no picture either) Hey! I read your profile and really liked your gender and your marital status. I think it must be fate. Again, I've seen this many a time on this site as well. Actually, it's starting to not be all that funny... Kind of sad, really... |
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"Everything you see has its roots in the unseen world."
Except for my ficus plant. |
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"Hi I will like to know you!"
Trust me, it doesn't work that way. |
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"Free as a bird, communicative, financially secure."
So much for Donald Trump. Now let's talk about you. |
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"unfortunally or by mistake my conuntry is not listed here"
I don't know what that is, but there's probably a good surgical procedure available. |
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"Nothing is written in stone, not even history!"
Apparently, you've never been to the museum. |
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"Well.. I can say that I´m a normal person who is trying to find love.."
You can SAY you're a giant albino porcupine with three heads and laser beam eyes. Doesn't make it a fact. |
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"looking for a good harded woman"
Sometimes it's best not to ask. |
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"Hi I am lonely,Hi I am lonely, Hi I am lonely,Hi I am lonely,Hi I am lonely ,Hi I am lonely,Hi I am lonely, Hi I am lonely, Hi I am lonely, Hi I am lonely, Hi I am lonely, Hi I am lonely"
Lonely AND mind-numbingly repetitive -- a winning combination if ever there was one.... |
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"I love to travel and have fun with my family and friends enjoyed cooking and do outdoors activities like hiking walking on the bch horse back riding or chest hang out in my house"
It's your house, you can dress however you want.... |
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"I'm young girl tired of long relationships with no future. i'm very smat and down to earth."
I much prefer the short relationships WITH a future. Although it tends to be a short one. |
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"Love is my favorite 4 letter word can you guess what the next one is????"
Dull? |
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"you must be over 24 years old, and not a dumb a**."
You're never going to get anywhere being THAT demanding. |
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"you must be over 24 years old, and not a dumb a**." You're never going to get anywhere being THAT demanding. Oh come on, Lex...you may not have found that in a profile on M2 but aren't a lot of us thinking the same thing when we type in these threads??? 
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"I am a woman very happy, I work muchs hour , i have a daughter 18 year old and we would like rest, movi and I have an occasional discotheque."
What is it the rest of the time? |
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