Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I may or may not add more details on here later ~ meanwhile ...... just guess."
I guess you're too boring to worry about.... |
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"I’ve got to a stage in my life where I want to do something different."
Well, this isn't it. Go try to combine penguin DNA with an artichoke. Now THAT would make a good story. |
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" I want a sugar daddy. I don't want to work. All I want to do is shop all day long and blow your money.I'd really like to have a maid, and want you to pay for it. And while your at work, I'd like to go on vacation some where like... shopping in NY. And I don't want to cook, we can eat out every night. And while I'm laying out by the pool, You can be cleaning it! Because I'm all that!!!I'll almost always lie to you. And, I'll act like I love you to your face, and run around behind your back. OH, and I'm always right, and it's ALWAYS gotta' be my way!!!" I miss the good ol' days when we hid all our faults until at least the first date. Please, as a representative of womanhood, I beg...please tell me you did NOT cut that from an actual profile! It did, in fact, come out of a profile, though to be fair (not that we're about being fair in this thread), it was 'tongue in cheek'. |
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"I love playing with my car too."
"Hide and go seek" is a kind of pointless, though, isn't it? |
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"Creative, passionate, analytical & independent."
Nice description of Andy Warhol. Now how would you describe yourself? |
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"How do you talk about yourself??"
Same way you talk about anything else. Use your mouth. |
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"i am a bubberly down 2 earth girl looking 4 a man who understand's women."
I understand women. I don't understand "bubberly." |
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"heyy i am 20 and a size 14 breast."
How did you manage that? |
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"My heart skips a beat when I write and sing."
Not everyone can multi-task. |
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"Each time I read this back to myself I wonder who on earth would read any further."
Agreed. Another try? |
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how many do you read?
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how many do you read? As many as it takes. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. |
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"Some poeple call me clingy, others call me loving. It all depends on the person."
I don't care what they call you, the restraining order says 500 feet. |
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I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here.
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I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here. I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Wed 04/08/09 07:05 AM
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I sure hope that nobody recognizes their profile on here. I never use profiles from this site. As a matter of common courtesy, I think it would be insensitive and inappropriate to bash one of our own. I also never use profiles from here. And I try to make a point to use profiles from people who are not active on the site from which I take them. However having sorted through a few of these I doubt they have ever even read their own profiles much less would recognize them on a different site. |
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"I see myself with a person that enjoys the same activities I do, but that also can compliment the things I don't like."
Your ex really is very handsome. And that mouse you're afraid of sure can be a crafty one. And your boss... the way he yells and screams.... very motivational. |
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"i am looking for someone who is honet trustworthing."
I find it very hard to be honet while I am trustworthing. Perhaps therapy will help. |
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"I like anything but measums"
Fortunately I have been vaccinated. |
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"Im pretty,intelligent,loyal,outgoing,friendly,hardorking."
How hard? |
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