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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I want to meet someone that has alot of common sense, that is not wanting to date a much younger woman after he meets me"
Deal. I'll only want to date a slightly younger woman after meeting you. |
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"JUST WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS! BUT I DO KNOW THAT I'M TIRED OF IMMATURE ***holeS!"
Ahh, but you've never been with THIS immature ***hole! |
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"I like to be organized and to put things back in their "proper place"(proper place is in quotes because it is very, extremely important)"
Well, if the woman up there is Mrs. Bates... who's that woman buried out in Greenlawn Cemetery? |
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" Do you like to be spoiled? I'm new to the area."
Since you're new to the area I'm going to let it slide. But next time I expect you to know. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 02/22/09 09:49 PM
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"I do not like a person who smokes"
Does he wear blue jeans? Ride a horse? Is he the Marlboro Man? This is really hard. |
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"I'm very political and opinionated, but watch cartoons. "
That would explain the 'No more free picnic baskets for Yogi' bumper sticker. |
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"MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ETIGUICTS BUT NOT HOW TO SPELL"
I'm guessing she was light on the phonics as well. |
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"JUST WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS! BUT I DO KNOW THAT I'M TIRED OF IMMATURE ***holeS!" Ahh, but you've never been with THIS immature ***hole! I am guessing she would be okay with a mature ***hole, a tall ***hole, a short ***hole, a smoking ***hole but just not an immature one... 
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"I am a 21 year old independant young woman that strives for success and like to succeeed."
I'm still waiting for that profile that reads "I HATE success so I do everything I can to sabatoge myself". |
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"I LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. WE USUALLY GO TO THE BARS OR JUST HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE. OR WE WILL HAVE BOMB FIRES."
That must add a certain element of anxiety when you roast marshmallows. |
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"I am honest funloving intelagent woman looking for an honest careing loving and romantic man." Sometimes there's really nothing to add.... Now why would it be that I simply don't buy the ' intelagent ' part???? |
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"I am a very independant and self sufficant woman"
Thank you for saving me the trouble. |
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"Well I hate talking about myself but here goes nothing...ok where do i start....umm...Well im a down to earth person, very open minded, out going,laid back, like to enjoy life but take it one step at a time."
You were right about the 'nothing'. |
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"I like cameras and taking pictures."
Both? Really? |
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"I'm always there when someone needs a hand even if i have more then you can handle myself."
As soon as I figure out what this really says I'm going to have an amazingly witty retort. |
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"I'm always there when someone needs a hand even if i have more then you can handle myself." As soon as I figure out what this really says I'm going to have an amazingly witty retort. What it really says is " I can't put a complete thought together " |
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just checking who is here, will be looking first what kind of person are offered ;)?????????? ?????????????? ??????????????? then I may ceat real profile" It's always good to start off with something completely incomprehensible. |
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"I have a 17 year old son that takes alot of my time. I have been divorced for 5 years and my son says it is time I get out and start doing things. I enjoy going to my son's ballgames."
Whose profile is this, anyway? |
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"I am an easy outgoing person i have almost raised two kids, boy 24 and a girl 12 and a granddaughter 4."
Let's hope you didn't teach them math. |
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"I'm looking for a man that at the end of the day knows all about me and still finds me interesting."
Yeah, but the what do you do on the SECOND day? |
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