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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I have two pomerians."
Where is Pomeria? |
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"Hello,I have pictures on here, so you know what I look like."
Oh, OK, I was wondering what those were for. |
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"What am I looking for????? The right man, of course!!!!! Mainly looking for someone that is down to earth, honest, and family oriented. Able to read and write is a plus!"
Yeah, and so is being able to fly, and turn invisible, and make cupcakes out of rocks! Do you have any idea where you ARE? |
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"I really enjoy talking, especially if I have something to talk about or someone to talk to."
Otherwise it's just pointless babbling that no one listens to.... |
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"I love spontinality, and am out going."
I think you mean spontinuity. |
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"Loving the Lord Jesus Christ and living a victorious life through Him is paramount in my life. I am imperfect, as we all are, but strive to please Him and view all things through those glasses first."
He needs glasses? Wow, you'd think that's something he could fix.... |
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"I like to hunt (deer mostly), fish , not a biker."
The bikers will appreciate that. |
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"I really enjoy talking, especially if I have something to talk about or someone to talk to." Otherwise it's just pointless babbling that no one listens to.... Always works for me since I am usually the only intelligent conversation I can find anyway.....lmao |
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Edited by
sensualsweet
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Mon 02/23/09 11:11 PM
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"I love spontinality, and am out going." I think you mean spontinuity.  Dammit, Lex, you always have me running for my dictionary... I thought it was spontaneity??  Just how does one apply spell check on here??? |
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Edited by
sensualsweet
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Mon 02/23/09 11:13 PM
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"I have two pomerians." Where is Pomeria? Sounds like a foot disease.... ya suppose it's curable?  Maybe you can have them removed??
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"I love spontinality, and am out going." I think you mean spontinuity. Dammit, Lex, you always have me running for my dictionary... I thought it was spontaneity?? Just how does one apply spell check on here??? It is spontaneity -- "spontinuity" is something I once read in an article about Frank Zappa -- he mentioned that a record company executive (if I remember correctly) had complained to him about music that, for whatever reason, was lacking in "spontinuity" -- Some web browsers come with a built-in spell-check which will show you a misspelled word as underlined in red -- |
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"I love spontinality, and am out going." I think you mean spontinuity. Dammit, Lex, you always have me running for my dictionary... I thought it was spontaneity?? Just how does one apply spell check on here??? It is spontaneity -- "spontinuity" is something I once read in an article about Frank Zappa -- he mentioned that a record company executive (if I remember correctly) had complained to him about music that, for whatever reason, was lacking in "spontinuity" -- Some web browsers come with a built-in spell-check which will show you a misspelled word as underlined in red -- A blonde is still a blonde... even though mine is more dishwater blonde and gray mix these days, you're still dealing with a blonde... and I get so confused sometimes.  
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"im really bad at describing myself so your gonna have to ask me what you want to know more about me."
Why are you bad at describing yourself? |
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"the only thing i know i suck at is swimming. you dont even want me to start my stories about swimming."
We have a good starting point since we already agree about at least one thing. |
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"i am creative,exciting,lovable,cute,cuddle,soft,
sensural,carming,etc." I've been looking for someone sensural and carming all my life. |
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"I am an imperfect,awesome chick looking for a guy that does not want Barbie in his bed."
$5.99 at Toys R Us -- it's a quick fix, baby. |
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" About Me ...................... ....................................... ............................... ......................................................... .. " Finally. A profile with punctuation.
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"Here is the tough part - telling people I don't know exactly what I am looking for!"
You just told us -- you don't know what you're looking for. I have a better idea -- go remove that guy's anterior lobe, it's much easier. |
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"I really enjoy talking, especially if I have something to talk about or someone to talk to." Otherwise it's just pointless babbling that no one listens to....  You are on a roll Lex
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"So this thing won't let me create my thingy unless I type a lot of gibberish about myself in here because apparently the more you talk about yourself the more attractive you become."
Another myth debunked. |
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