We should have an online exorcism for Abra.

JB and Funches probably need an exorcism too

It'll be great.

Maybe Morningsong, or someone strong in faith like her, could perform the exorcism ceremony.

j/k

I actually already had one.

I asked the real living Goddess to come into my life and cleanse my soul.

She came in and exorcised that godforsaken Christianity from my poor infected soul.

I am forever grateful to Her.

Namaste

Jesus was cruficied twice.

Once on the pole.

And then his character was crucified in the so-called 'gospels' that were written about him later showing words in the poor dead man's mouth.

How many people are truly aware that the Bible contains nary a word written by Jesus?

Everything in the Bible is hearsay. It's all words that were shoved down the throat of Jesus and then he was used like a marionette doll to pass out demagogouery to the masses.

The Bible isn't a story about Jesus at all. It a story about the abuse of Jesus. Jesus was a victim. He was used and absuded by men who were unscrupulous enough to use his martyr status to revive their own version of an old time religion.

I reject the Bible in the name of Jesus. And I'm doing Jesus a great honor by doing this.

How many Christians would stand up for Jesus if they discovered that he was a mere mortal man?

Not many I'm sure.

As soon as they discover that he has not free gift of eternal life to offer them, they'd reject him in a heartbeat.

I love Jesus.

I hate the Bible.

Jesus was not God, at least no more or less than you and me.

He was our brother!

If you don't love your bother, then you don't love Jesus.

Oh! Oh! I want one too!

Abra, I wish you would stop beating around the bush and just tell us what you really think of the Bible.

Someone should make an exorcism thread for Abra,JB, Funches, and you to get online exorcisms

Ok, let me tell you what I truly think of the Bible.

I think like Jesus.

Truly I do.

I truly believe that had I been in Jesus shoes I would have said and done many of the same things.

For example, then there was an angry mob at the well wanting to stone the harlot to death as a sinner. I would have reacted the same was as Jesus (except not as tactfully )

I would have asked them men why they want to stone the woman to death.

They would have said that she's a harlot and they were commanded by God to stone harlots to death.

I would have said, "Well fck God! Leave this poor woman alone and mind your own goddamned business you fools"

Ok, so maybe Jesus said it more diplomatically, but it was the same message.

I'm in total agreement with the sentiments of Jesus.

Yet Christains today are still anxious to metaphorically stone "sinners" to death.

They want to take away a woman's right to make her own choices concerning her own private matters.

They want to take away the rights of people who are of the same gender and love each other. They want to make that illegal and metaphorically stone those lovers to death.

They want to brainwash the children in schools by denouncing scientific facts of evolution and teach the children ignorance and bigotry in the name of Jesus. They want to use schools as an excuse to give merit to their judgmental bigoted mythology.

Christians today are anxious to stone everyone to death who disagrees with them. They are now forced to only throwing metaphorical stones in the guise of laws though, because manmade laws prevent them from thowing real stones.

Christians are often the most un-Christ-like of all people.

Christ's real message was not to judge others. To live and let live.

What was Christ's real message?

"Do as ye will, and harm none"

Yep, that was the message of Jesus.

But the Christians thought he said,

"Be as bigoted as you can and judge others!"



It's a trainwreck of a religion, and a slap in the face to Jesus.

DEVIL, I CAST THEE OUT IN HE NAME OF THE LORD!

thank you! I feel so much better.

It actually holds no more credibility than any other creation mythology espoused by any other people through out the world. Its only the Christians that perceive its "factual" status.

I studied physical anthropology in school and ancient culture and we gave no more weight to the bible than any other people's account of the origin of human.

You need an exorcism too Krimsa.

I notice that Abra hasnt been back since I cast the devil out of him.

that's because he IS the devil.

I dare ya. I'll spit pea soup all over you!

You foolish person! Cant you see he's a orange furred spider monkey?? He has been trained to assist an 80 year old cripple in Connecticut but he's long since "taken care" of her and now drinks diet Cokes and has taught himself to use the computer.

Gosh!

I have long suspected this.