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Edited by
HasidicEnforcer
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Sat 11/01/08 01:05 AM
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I'll blow you if you put me in a cell with 5 men named Bubba.
Oh wait, getting a ticket, not getting out of one, right? Guess that line won't work.... |
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I so wish Enforcer was giving me a ticket. I'd blow her mind!
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I so wish Enforcer was giving me a ticket. I'd blow her mind! Oh honey, you have no idea what I can do... Just read the instrument thread right quick.... |
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I so wish Enforcer was giving me a ticket. I'd blow her mind! Oh honey, you have no idea what I can do... Just read the instrument thread right quick.... |
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sweetie, this is why you should call me once in a while.
I get made fun of all the time because I say, "This one time.. " exactly like her. But I never went to band camp. I was in band when I was in junior high. But boy, oh boy, I was the only girl in the brass section! |
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Freddy was after me officer...and so was jason and that crazy scary clown.
oooooooo holy moly!!! hes right behind you officer!! look out!!!!!!!!! *swings bat at officers head...just to help him out* |
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Cop: "Do you realize your tag has expired?"
Me: "That ain't my tag, I took it off another vehicle at a truck stop." |
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at least your not like the last cop,, he got all upset when he found out i have 4 warrents and a key in the glove box,,,,,
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Cop: "Why is your window tint so dark?"
Me: "Ain't it obvious I'm hiding something!" |
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Cop: "Why is your window tint so dark?" Me: "Ain't it obvious I'm hiding something!" why isnt yours darker,, if i looked like that i would hide as much as possible |
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i'd tell him/her to hold while while i finish texting, putting on my mascara and sipping my latte at the same time.
Just kiddin. stop crying. pansy. LOL |
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wow i didn't realize cops could go that fast unless it was to the donut shoppe
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at least your not like the last cop,, he got all upset when he found out i have 4 warrents and a key in the glove box,,,,, 
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sorry officer,, i drop my hot crack pipe,, while trying to retrieve it my gun slipped out and pinned the accelarater,,, and i was trying to tell the woman in the trunk to stop scream she was giving me a headache
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cop- can i see your licsense and registration?
you- i smell bacon,, i smell pork,, run piggy piggy i got a fork!!!! |
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Cop: "Why did you just pass me in a No Passsing Zone?"
Me: "My friends on Mingle2 told me a few ways how not to avaoid getting a ticket. I just figured I'd see if they were telling the truth." |
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Cop: "Do you mind steping out of the car?"
Me: "Yes, I'm so drunk I can't feel my legs right now!" |
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i thought you looked familar,,,,your the cop i outran last week!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Do you mind chasing me to the state line? I'll talk with you from the other side."
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i thought you looked familar,,,,your the cop i outran last week!!!!!!!!!!! Lightened up on them donuts there didn't ya pal?
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