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I had a wife that ran off with a state trooper, I didn't slow down cuz I thought you was him trying to bring her back.  |
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 ...Normally people try to weasle their way out of getting a ticket after being pulled over.  Now, let's reverse that role, and say what's really on our minds, as if we are  ASKING FOR IT!!! What would you really feel like saying to the Po-Pos? If you wanted the ticket, what would you say to make sure you were going to get it?  If you havn't figured out WTF I mean, I'll break it down...What would you say to the cop that pulled you over to f@ck with his/her head??? I totally want to do the Super Trooper Meow thing!!! Oh yes, if I could pull it off, I... Well I don't know what I would do!!! |
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sorry officer,, youll have to speak up,, i cant hear you over the b1tch screaming in the trunk
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I could see myself doing this right after I looked at the officer and sang this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywf29EF_0yI |
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cop, you havent been drinking have you sir?
me, well,, your eyes are a bit glazed,, you aint been eating doughnuts have you? |
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Cop - why are you driving on the pavement?
Me - I aint got no road tax Cop - you'll lose your licence for this Me - No i fkn wont Cop - You will Me - I wont, i aint fkn got one Cop - Are you drunk? Me - Of course, what you think those empty bottles of whiskey are, tithead? Cop - step out of the car please sir Me - You step in the car Cop - I am arresting you for... Me - ..How about a blow? |
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LMAO!!!
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cop-sir,, why were you driving on the wrong side of the road?
me- dammit i pay taxes on the roads,, so why not? |
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damn,, i didnt know they made springs stong enough to hold up someone of your stature
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cop-sir,, why were you driving on the wrong side of the road? me- dammit i pay taxes on the roads,, so why not? |
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hey,, aint you that guy from the villiage people????
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hey,, is that a 9mm??? bet my .44 will beat it!!!!
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BAD COP!!!!!!!!!! NO DOUNUT!!!!!!!!!!
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If you dont write me a ticket im going to fist you
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ya know what ociffer??? you sure look alot like the fella in the picture on my f#ck buddies nightstand,,,,
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I have a pie here that looks just like your mums vagina
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cop-sir,, why were you driving on the wrong side of the road? me- dammit i pay taxes on the roads,, so why not? LMAO! I adopted this Highway, I'll punish it if I wanta! Nice one, Engraven!
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hee hee
hey,, is that a 9mm??? bet my .44 will beat it!!!! |
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ahhh,, i thought that was you i saw getting his ass whipped on cops the other night.......
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Edited by
usernamefayou
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Sat 11/01/08 01:08 AM
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Could you please step out in front of my car?
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