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Topic: How NOT to avoid a ticket...
Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:19 PM
Cop: *knocking on the window motioning to roll it down* Me: *rolls down window* "Here." *hands the officer a beer.* "That'll be five bucks."

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:21 PM
Holy shi!t, EI! You are on a roll tonight! Got me loving carpet right now as I laugh my ass off on it! I wish I was on that carpet with you! Me too, hun. Me too... Thought you figured that one out already. Oh, I have, just remember...If I kick you outta the bed, it's only to make love to you on the floor!"

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:22 PM Edited by HasidicEnforcer on Fri 10/31/08 11:22 PM
Holy shi!t, EI! You are on a roll tonight! Got me loving carpet right now as I laugh my ass off on it! I wish I was on that carpet with you! Me too, hun. Me too... Thought you figured that one out already. Oh, I have, just remember...If I kick you outta the bed, it's only to make love to you on the floor!" OMG.... Shhhh.... Serious???? (really?) you aren't supposed to make me happy. well...

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Fri 10/31/08 11:23 PM
Holy shi!t, EI! You are on a roll tonight! Got me loving carpet right now as I laugh my ass off on it! I wish I was on that carpet with you! Me too, hun. Me too... Thought you figured that one out already. Oh, I have, just remember...If I kick you outta the bed, it's only to make love to you on the floor!" at this point i'll leave you two lovebirds to your thread . night night

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:24 PM
Nites Jasmine!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:25 PM
LOL good night Jasmine. This is quite a night for me!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:28 PM
Cop: "License and Registration..." Me: "I'm sorry could you repeat yourself and with a lil more OOOOOMPH! next time?"

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Fri 10/31/08 11:30 PM
do you know why im pullin ya over.? ya you think i got f ukin donuts.!!!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:33 PM
do you know why im pullin ya over.? ya you think i got f ukin donuts.!!! But, in all reality I have only done a few outside the station tonight!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:37 PM
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Me: "Not as fast as I will be once you turn your back!" LMFAO!!!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:41 PM
"You know, you guys should really drive Ice Cream trucks; after all that beer, I've got the munchies!"

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Fri 10/31/08 11:44 PM
do you know why im pullin ya over.? ya you think i got f ukin donuts.!!! But, in all reality I have only done a few outside the station tonight!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:50 PM
"Whew! Occifer! Did you know how friggin slow you drive? Took me a 70 minutes at 3mph to catch up to you!" 'No sir, you were going 70 and it took ME 2 minutes to catch up to YOU!'

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sat 11/01/08 12:02 AM
"Whew! Occifer! Did you know how friggin slow you drive? Took me a 70 minutes at 3mph to catch up to you!" 'No sir, you were going 70 and it took ME 2 minutes to catch up to YOU!' "You're lucky officer...I braked for you to give you time to catch up."

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Sat 11/01/08 12:07 AM
You took mine and made it better! "Whew! Occifer! Did you know how friggin slow you drive? Took me a 70 minutes at 3mph to catch up to you!" 'No sir, you were going 70 and it took ME 2 minutes to catch up to YOU!' "You're lucky officer...I braked for you to give you time to catch up."

usernamefayou Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 1195	Sat 11/01/08 12:09 AM
I speak only Arabic.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 11/01/08 12:32 AM
My bumper sticker says..... No brakes No insurance No Sh**

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sat 11/01/08 12:33 AM
I speak only Arabic. F@ck that, "I speak in heirogliphics and the occasional finger!"

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sat 11/01/08 12:33 AM
My bumper sticker says..... No brakes No insurance No Sh** Mine says "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an @sshole!"

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 11/01/08 12:34 AM
I had a wife that ran off with a state trooper, I didn't slow down cuz I thought you was him trying to bring her back.