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if i throw a dounut out the window,, will you chase it instead of me?
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ahhhh,, i thought i recognized you,, your the fat kid i used to beat the hell out of in high school!!!!!!!!
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Cop: "License and Registration please..."
***hand em one of those phoney Area51 I.D.'s you see at the Dollar Store.***  ***if you're wearing a Female Body Inspector shirt, just tell em "I'm FBI, there won't be no need for a ticket."*** |
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Edited by
thumper95
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Sun 11/02/08 01:10 AM
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some drunken idiot actually tried to tell a state trooper he was cia,, cause he could karate chop someone,,,,
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"Did you pull me over because I slept with your daughter?"
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"Did you pull me over because I slept with your daughter?" i tried to tell her the dog did it,, but she wouldnt listen i swear |
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"Did you pull me over because I slept with your daughter?" i tried to tell her the dog did it,, but she wouldnt listen i swear
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oh hell,, i saw your mom in mexico at the donkey shows,, that explains your face man!!!!!!!!
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"My dad's the Chief of Police..."
"...in the next town over." |
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arent you the cop that got caught molesting the goats????
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Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Sun 11/02/08 01:14 AM
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***mumble "RENT-A-COP" 10 times" after everyword he says***
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damn im sorry officer,, if i knew you were that big i wouldnt have ran out on your wife last night
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***when the officer first walks up, just say, "I want to speak with my Lawyer; I'm not talking to anyone until I get to speak with my Lawyer."***
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Cop: "Do you realize how fast you were going?"
Me: "No, but your wife sure did last night!" 
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officer- can i see your license and reg?
you- i dont have a license cop- do you have a registration? you- nope,, i dont know where they would have put it cop-what do you mean? i stole this car,, why would i know where they put it??? |
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officer- can i see your license and reg? you- i dont have a license cop- do you have a registration? you- nope,, i dont know where they would have put it cop-what do you mean? i stole this car,, why would i know where they put it???
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cop,,, do you know how fast you were going???
you- yeah,, the speed limit,,, 95 cop, that aint the speed limit,, how the hell did you get that,,, you,, i saw all these signs for 95.. and it looked right to me,, |
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Cop: "Did you realize you just ran a stop-sign?"
Me: "No, I thought I stole that one last week!" |
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OH hell...
I didn't have to say anything dated a local cop and broke up with him. There for a while I thought I was going to break the record for traffic infractions on the island. |
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