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Topic: How NOT to avoid a ticket...
Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 10:51 PM
"You give me a ticket, I'm screaming Rodney King!"

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 10:52 PM
one line or two? Depends on if it's a no passing zone or not!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 10:54 PM
Cop: "License, Insurance, and Registration please..." Me: "That's a tall order...here hold my beer." LMFAO!!!

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Fri 10/31/08 10:55 PM
one line or two? Depends on if it's a no passing zone or not! hahaha

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Fri 10/31/08 10:56 PM
what do you mean? i was driving? no way! DUUUUUUUUDE

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Fri 10/31/08 10:59 PM
True story: When I worked for the prison system, one manager was driving drunk and got pulled over by the state patrol. He was yelling that they couldn't take him to jail, he worked for the prison. Too bad, they did anyways. Also too bad that they found a crack pipe in his car, ooopsie.

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Fri 10/31/08 11:04 PM
Me: SHYT!!! that ***** in the trunk managed to cut through the ropes and flag you down somehow didnt she!?!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:05 PM
OMG! ok done. Cop: "License, Insurance, and Registration please..." Me: "That's a tall order...here hold my beer." LMFAO!!!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:06 PM
When a cop comes up and shows me respect, I respect them. But, if they disrespect me, I do what I can to get a ticket because I know it's coming anyways!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:08 PM
Cop: "Are you aware that your tires are bald?" Me: "...I have tires?"

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Fri 10/31/08 11:09 PM
Me: That halloween get-up is soo not impressive, that padded stomach u have looks like the fakest cheap-ass **** i've ever seen in my life...

AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Fri 10/31/08 11:11 PM
True Story: Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: Yes, I had a couple of beers at a friends house a couple of hours ago. Cop: I can tell you've been drinking, do you know how? Me: Because I just told you.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:11 PM
Me: That halloween get-up is soo not impressive, that padded stomach u have looks like the fakest cheap-ass **** i've ever seen in my life... Me: "Are bullet proof vests really bullet proof?" Cop: "Yes" Me: "Give me your gun and let's make sure."

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:12 PM
True Story: Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: Yes, I had a couple of beers at a friends house a couple of hours ago. Cop: I can tell you've been drinking, do you know how? Me: Because I just told you. See cops never pay attention to the truth!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:12 PM
Here's your sign, Occifer! True Story: Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: Yes, I had a couple of beers at a friends house a couple of hours ago. Cop: I can tell you've been drinking, do you know how? Me: Because I just told you.

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:13 PM
Holy shi!t, EI! You are on a roll tonight! Got me loving carpet right now as I laugh my ass off on it! Me: That halloween get-up is soo not impressive, that padded stomach u have looks like the fakest cheap-ass **** i've ever seen in my life... Me: "Are bullet proof vests really bullet proof?" Cop: "Yes" Me: "Give me your gun and let's make sure."

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:15 PM
Holy shi!t, EI! You are on a roll tonight! Got me loving carpet right now as I laugh my ass off on it! Me: That halloween get-up is soo not impressive, that padded stomach u have looks like the fakest cheap-ass **** i've ever seen in my life... Me: "Are bullet proof vests really bullet proof?" Cop: "Yes" Me: "Give me your gun and let's make sure." I wish I was on that carpet with you!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 10/31/08 11:15 PM
You want to see my registration? Isn't it back there on my bumper?

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 10/31/08 11:17 PM
Cop: "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?" Me: "Do you have any idea how much this shirt cost? You made me spill my beer!"

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/31/08 11:19 PM Edited by HasidicEnforcer on Fri 10/31/08 11:19 PM
Holy shi!t, EI! You are on a roll tonight! Got me loving carpet right now as I laugh my ass off on it! I wish I was on that carpet with you! Me too, hun. Me too... Thought you figured that one out already.