Topic: How NOT to avoid a ticket... | |
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I can't drive 55
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Make a fake driving letter and hand it to them instead of your license.
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Keep in mind, I'm asking for something you'd say to get the ticket, not something you'd do.
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You were going just as fast as I was!
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hey ociffer i wondered if you were going to put that donut down and do your job!!
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Cop: "Have you been drinking Tonight?"
Me: "No Officer, I don't drink anymore, I havn't had a beer in a night-time." Cop: "Sir, please step out of the vehicle." |
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Cop: "Sir, I smell beer, have you been drinking Tonight."
Me: "No, as I was driving, I had just popped a top before you hit your lights. After I seen Red and Blue, I poured it out on the back seat." Cop: "Step out of the car sir." Me: "No Thanks!" |
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Take me drunk coficer I'm home
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"lemme guess...3 more tickets and your wife gets a brand new toaster?!?!"
"youre not gonna look in the trunk are you?" "i didnt know they made police uniforms that big" |
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I don't have a driver's license
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I don't have a driver's license ...or insurance...i dont even know who i stole this car from... |
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If my pimp wasn't gonna smack me around for being late finishing up my drug deal and turning tricks I wouldn't have had to borrow this car and speed to get back to my street corner on time
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I don't have a driver's license ...or insurance...i dont even know who i stole this car from... K9 unit? Oh you don't need those do you? Your nose is big enough. |
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Cop: "Sir, do you know the reason I pulled you over."
Me: "Sit up Honey." Cop: "Excuse me Sir??? Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Why Officer?" ***zipppppppppp!*** Cop: "You were weaving all over the road Sir." Me: " ![]() ![]() Cop: "GET OUT!" |
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this actually happened. i was going into my apt. my roomie pulled up with the law right behind her. as the cop approached she opened the door & fell out...when he asked why she was driving she looked up & told him "cuz i'm too drunk to walk"
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Cop: "Do you realize how fast you were driving?"
Me: " ![]() ![]() Cop: "No Sir, way faster than 9 miles per hour." Me: " ![]() ![]() |
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this actually happened. i was going into my apt. my roomie pulled up with the law right behind her. as the cop approached she opened the door & fell out...when he asked why she was driving she looked up & told him "cuz i'm too drunk to walk" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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You are all too good, made me laugh, thanks
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what you mean I was speed your fat arse caught me
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