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I'm not refusing to take the breath test. I'm just telling you I'll fail.
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Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Fri 10/31/08 10:16 PM
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 I'm not refusing to take the breath test. I'm just telling you I'll fail. |
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Cop: "Excuse me, what is all that white powder all over your face?"
Me: "It came from the air bag deploying after I hit your car!" |
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Cop: "Did you know your headlights were off?"
Me: "Yes." Cop: "Why were you driving with your headlights off?" Me: "I didn't want you to see me until I FLASHED you!" Cop: "Get Out!" |
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are you that bored?
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are you that bored?
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This one works...i promise it works... Tell them to wipe the grin off their face or you will do it for them... really! it works...try it sometime.... |
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Cop: "Do you realize how fast you were going?"
Me: "You felt it too?" |
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If asked to step out of the car, respond...I wouldn't dance with the guy who bought me all those beers, what makes you think I'll dance with YOU!
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This one works...i promise it works... Tell them to wipe the grin off their face or you will do it for them... really! it works...try it sometime.... 
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Edited by
JasmineInglewood
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Fri 10/31/08 10:28 PM
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Me: Halleluyerrr..*hic*.. a copperssss...i wers wondrin' who'd help me ...*hic*...get thish bottle of vod-kah open....i'm sooo tipsyyyy i can't...*hic*...see shtraight..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....*hic*.... but my, aren't you a come-here-ish lookin' feller... *hic*....
 Cop: Ma'am, i'm a female police officer... |
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Cop: "Why are you not wearing your seatbelt?"
Me: "Why are you not wearing your's?" Cop: "Because I'm not in my car." Me: "Well, after you find out how drunk I am, that's going to make two of us!"
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to a lady officer " Hows that service revolver treating you"
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I'm not refusing to take the breath test. I'm just telling you I'll fail. LMAO! |
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Me: "You ain't going to take me to jail are you..."
Cop: "No..." Me: "Good, cause I just escaped from that place and I'd really hate to go back." |
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Excuse me officer can you hold the yellow line still?
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Excuse me officer can you hold the yellow line still? Afterwards, we'll shoot one if you'd like. Thanks!"
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Excuse me officer can you hold the yellow line still? Afterwards, we'll shoot one if you'd like. Thanks!"
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Cop: "Why didn't you pull over once I hit my lights?"
Me: "I thought you were an ambulance." |
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one line or two?
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