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 cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz...  The flower boy comes in as requested as Leisure Johnny made the phone call at the towns florist. The boy hands Leisure Johnny a bunch of roses. "Tell Prickle Rosie that I will get her, her money as soon as I can." The boy frowns and leaves the bar. Leisure Johnny puts the roses in the vase with the mucky water. "Sure you can have some roses. 5 roses for $20 please (Deduct $20 from the character sheet and put under INVENTORY: 5 roses = 25% crush bar increase. If the person accepts the roses then deduct the roses from the character sheet and raise the bar of that person you have a crush on to 25%. "There you are, Wow, those are beautiful." she fixes them in the vase. |
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Camo Ken strolls back into the bar after some parking lot festivities. Hey Calli   , I need a Black Velvet & Coke please. Sits down at the bar waiting for Calli to bring him his drink.  Starts to check the room out for some hotties. Asks Calli if she is still interested in her "Tongue Lashing"  "hey hun, you keep that up and i swear to you I will have it tagged with a note.." She hands him the drink. "Johnny, where did that little man go, for god sakes." You`ll do more than tag it with a note.
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cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz... Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort...
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cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz... Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "The man wants to buy you a drink, What'll you have there Princess, "She looks at her and thinks, take the drink honey...these opportunities dont come that often. |
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Edited by
cuppy59
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Wed 06/04/08 01:05 PM
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Asks Calli if she is still interested in her "Tongue Lashing" "hey hun, you keep that up and i swear to you I will have it tagged with a note.." She hands him the drink. "Johnny, where did that little man go, for god sakes." You`ll do more than tag it with a note. Camo Ken strolls back into the bar after some parking lot festivities. Hey Calli , I need a Black Velvet & Coke please. Sits down at the bar waiting for Calli to bring him his drink. Starts to check the room out for some hotties. "Kenny, dear," as he turns his head. she sticks a cocktail wienie in his mouth...that oughta keep that tongue busy. " she starts laughing like no other...."HaHaHaHa.." sneezing again and again and again. "Im sorry..that happens sometimes" |
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Edited by
rara777
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Wed 06/04/08 01:07 PM
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Camo Ken looks at Calli and askes:
Even though you`re working, would you like a drink? The cocktail weinies are about the same size as Calli`s pepperoni patch headlights.
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Casanova Tazmo, stops in for a bit. Walks up to the bar and orders a Dos Equis with a little salt and lime. Humps the bar stool to the sound of the music while waiting for his order. Then slides up on a stool. Glances around the room to see who his first victim will be.  Please add $500 for mentioning your flaw. Good job! Wanna hear a funny story: I have a friend who is a border patrol agent between Texas and Mexico. Every last friday of the month he see a boy riding across the border on his bike carrying a bag. While stopping the kid he orders the boy to dump out his bag. when he dumps out the bag its only sand he makes the boy sift through it and put it back in his bag. and send him on his way. This goes on for three years. In the heat of the day he makes the boy dump it, sift it and put it back in. he knows the boy is up to smuggling something but can not figure it out. About 20 years later the grown boy and the now retired agent meet in a doughnut shop one morning. The agane says son I know after all these years you were up to something, what was it? Why were you smuggling sand across the border? the boy says...It was not the sand or in the sand it. The ex agent said I give up. I just dont understand. The boy says I was smuggling bicycles into mexico and selling them. you got three laughs! Add $1000 dollars to your character sheet! Good job!
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cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz... Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort... I am Tazmo, and have the branding to prove it. Maybe later I'll show it to you. I'll happily except, the roses. Ive never had a lady buy them for me. 
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Leisure Johnny serves everybody in the bar a drink and kicks the jukebox to let it play another song. He turns on his discolights that only half work as there are usually four color lights rotating. Only the yellow and red light work.
"Go dance if you like," Leisure Johnny offers. |
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cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz... Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort... Make sure you deduct the roses from the inventory and add 25% to the crush bar! Thanks |
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SmExy SyLviA enters the room....... Hi smexy sylvia. lol You are welcomed to join this game. We just need to get you a character sheet ready. Whoooo hooo a character sheet all about me....well isn't that lovely......gigglesnort.....oh me oh my I do that alot.....so sorry. |
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Camo Ken looks at Calli and askes: Even though you`re working, would you like a drink? "Id love to Ken, but I do have to keep my wits about me" she sighs seductively. "Ill have a diet coke." |
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Edited by
rara777
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Wed 06/04/08 01:11 PM
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Little Johnnie sezs.
There once was a man from Kent His schnauzer was so big that it bent. To keep outta trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went. |
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(Danny looks around the dark smokey bar) Any chicks left in here? yeah, been tryin to get yer attention but it weren't working......
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Edited by
smiless
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Wed 06/04/08 01:13 PM
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SmExy SyLviA enters the room....... Hi smexy sylvia. lol You are welcomed to join this game. We just need to get you a character sheet ready. Whoooo hooo a character sheet all about me....well isn't that lovely......gigglesnort.....oh me oh my I do that alot.....so sorry. No problem if you don't want to participate. I will have to ask you not to post in this forum if you are not playing The Leisure Suit Johnny Game. Thanks 
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Edited by
rara777
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Wed 06/04/08 01:13 PM
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Eyes smexy sylvia and sez, hey there young lady, may I buy you a drink?
Wow, that was a fast exit...Musta been my breff
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Leisure Johnny serves everybody in the bar a drink and kicks the jukebox to let it play another song. He turns on his discolights that only half work as there are usually four color lights rotating. Only the yellow and red light work. "Go dance if you like," Leisure Johnny offers. She grabs Johnny by the arm, and whispers, "hey hun, I got it working earlier,,,read up a few back..Let someone feed it quarters now." she shakes her head and thinks god Im glad Im not married to that man.."Whewf" wipes the sweat off her neck. |
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I Don't Freakin Think So. |
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SmExy SyLviA enters the room....... Hi smexy sylvia. lol You are welcomed to join this game. We just need to get you a character sheet ready. Whoooo hooo a character sheet all about me....well isn't that lovely......gigglesnort.....oh me oh my I do that alot.....so sorry. No problem if you don't want to participate. I will have to ask you not to post in this forum if you are not playing The Leisure Suit Johnny Game. Thanks I want to play...... |
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Calli takes advantage of the slow up in the bar..she takes a stack of glasses and mugs to the kitchen..."Thank god for dishwashers." Puts them in and turns it on...
Returns back to the bar...starts to cut up limes, lemons, pineapple and oranges..."God only knows what the drink menu is going to be tonight." she thinks to herself..I have only been bartending for 4 damn hours...hehehehehehehe |
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