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| Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR | |
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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box? If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times. (Danny goes to the juke box, kicks it a few times, each time the 150 lb juke box pushes his 128lb body backwards with out a quiver) Ok Einstein, even after that mighty beatin' it don't work, any more instructions Leisure Johnny laughs. It works on and off. I could put a eight track cassette in for now with a mix of 70s music if you like," Leisure Johnny replies waving the huge cassette the wonders of modern technology lets see what all you got fer us'n |
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*Swishes takes her roses to da big man.* Here ya go big man, you big hunk a love you!!!!!  "Ooh sexxy mama! Dance with me and mah stinky feet babyy!" replied Biggie, who seemed to move like a soaring eagle on steroids. *They fall all ova the place, Swishes pinching her nose as they do so!* Big man you've got the moves!!! |
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Thank you Johnny...
Well my drink is finished I better take off for a bit... Will defintely see ya'll later... 
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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a **** instead |
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Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then
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while waiting for her drink she looks around. sees tearsofblood and gives him a look over. Eyes her back and as usual rock back and forth on the chair Damn it!!!!! Checks himself and smiles at her "Here, let me put another smile on your face" she hands him the combo orange/pineapple mix with a cherry, " Grabs his shoulder and says, "Listen sweetie, you need to settle down..You cant be humping the furniture like that." "I see you are still here, BOB, right? A man who doesnt drink can be worth his weight in gold" she snickers at him. "How did you like the juice mixture I made for you earlier?" It was awesome. |
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Hmm.....that jukebox was playing a minute ago, what the hell?
Johnny, man you gotta get something better than that piece of junk..... |
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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a **** instead  "Wow was she reading my little black book or sex" she walks back behind the bar
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well I am trying
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Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then (Danny leans forward so his orange fro surrounds his face, and falls down the front of his pink shirt) well next time in we'll see bout that lesson on obscene
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Hmm.....that jukebox was playing a minute ago, what the hell? Johnny, man you gotta get something better than that piece of junk..... "Hey sweetheart. let me give it a try, " Calli walks over to the jukebox, "Honey, sometimes you have to be nice to the machine if you want it to work, Just like a man, if ya know what I mean." She puts her arms around the jukebox. Gives it a soft nudge, putting her hand in the money dispenser, pulling gently and bumpin her knee into it for pressure. |
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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a **** instead there is nothing right there!!!! |
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Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then Just as Ms Cupcake says that, the jukebox starts blaring..."There ya go,,,the right touch and it always works," now the sweat is glistening down her back. She moves across the bar picking up the glasses and wiping tables. Bending owe so slightly, knowing full well that these boys are lookin for a freebie tonight... |
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Hmm.....that jukebox was playing a minute ago, what the hell? Johnny, man you gotta get something better than that piece of junk..... "Hey sweetheart. let me give it a try, " Calli walks over to the jukebox, "Honey, sometimes you have to be nice to the machine if you want it to work, Just like a man, if ya know what I mean." She puts her arms around the jukebox. Gives it a soft nudge, putting her hand in the money dispenser, pulling gently and bumpin her knee into it for pressure. Oh boy!! |
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Wed 06/04/08 12:31 PM
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SmExy SyLviA enters the room.......
gigglesnorthing my way through the thread...... |
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Buffy was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink. A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally, another patron, who had been watching intently from the next stool, became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick.
"Here, this is how you do it." he said, as he easily skewered the olive. "Big Deal," muttered Buffy. "I already had him so tired out, he couldn't get away." |
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SmExy SyLviA enters the room....... Hi smexy sylvia. lol You are welcomed to join this game. We just need to get you a character sheet ready. |
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The jukebox begins to make weird noises as it skips and turns on a small record. Eventually a song pops up and it begins to work.
Leisure Johnny gives a ironic grin before shrugging his shoulders |
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Edited by
cuppy59
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Wed 06/04/08 12:34 PM
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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a **** instead there is nothing right there!!!! "Go ahead Danny boy, drop your quarters in the sound machine and move those bones." She has no idea where these people came from but she sure hopes they come back. |
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Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then Just as Ms Cupcake says that, the jukebox starts blaring..."There ya go,,,the right touch and it always works," now the sweat is glistening down her back. She moves across the bar picking up the glasses and wiping tables. Bending owe so slightly, knowing full well that these boys are lookin for a freebie tonight... Sure johnny get it going after she leaves, If I coulda got her on the floor with a bit of bump and grind i'da been that lucky fella we was talkin' bout! |
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