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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Eyes smexy sylvia and sez, hey there young lady, may I buy you a drink? Wow, that was a fast exit...Musta been my breff   Oh sometimes I wish I wasn't a blonde.....Yes I would love to play........ Ok goes with being a blonde.....I am SmExY SyVia and I am the southern belle of the ball......Love to play games and can't ever have enough diamonds, and drinks...... |
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Edited by
IndnPrncs
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Wed 06/04/08 01:26 PM
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 cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz...  Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort... I am Tazmo, and have the branding to prove it. Maybe later I'll show it to you. I'll happily except, the roses. Ive never had a lady buy them for me.   Princess smiles and presses her cheek against Taz's chest... "mmmmmmmmmmmm you smell yummy, would that be "black" you're wearing?"
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Tazmo grabs Princess by the hand and leads her to the floor and so they can get their freak on during the next slow song.
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Calli takes advantage of the slow up in the bar..she takes a stack of glasses and mugs to the kitchen..."Thank god for dishwashers." Puts them in and turns it on... Returns back to the bar...starts to cut up limes, lemons, pineapple and oranges..."God only knows what the drink menu is going to be tonight." she thinks to herself..I have only been bartending for 4 damn hours...hehehehehehehe Comes back in after having pressing business to attend to. Hi there girl, what's up you bar tending? |
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cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz... Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort... I am Tazmo, and have the branding to prove it. Maybe later I'll show it to you. I'll happily except, the roses. Ive never had a lady buy them for me. Princess smiles and presses her cheek against Taz's chest while they dance... "mmmmmmmmmmmm you smell yummy, would that be "black" you're wearing?" Why thankyou, its is. I hear its what the lady likes. |
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Leisure Johnny tells a joke:
Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine, Bill notices that his buddy is very well endowed. "Wasn't always that way," the buddy says. "It's a transplant. I had it done over on Harley Street. It cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, it's well worth every cent." So Bill visits the doctor on Harley Street that day. Six months later, the two guys meet up again at the bar. Bill explains, "I took your advice, but you were robbed. I got mine for $500, not a thousand." They go back to the restroom to compare. "No wonder," his buddy says, "That's my old one!" |
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Well, well. Who have we here. Would you like a drink young lady
 Calli give the young lady a drink please.
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Leisure Johnny tells a joke: Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine, Bill notices that his buddy is very well endowed. "Wasn't always that way," the buddy says. "It's a transplant. I had it done over on Harley Street. It cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, it's well worth every cent." So Bill visits the doctor on Harley Street that day. Six months later, the two guys meet up again at the bar. Bill explains, "I took your advice, but you were robbed. I got mine for $500, not a thousand." They go back to the restroom to compare. "No wonder," his buddy says, "That's my old one!" !!
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FLIRT FOR MONEY OF THE DAY:
Tell someone in the forum that they have the most beautiful lips. Explain why they are beautiful or look great. You get $500.00. |
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cute Taz May I please buy a rose for Taz... Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance. "Absolutely, I thought you'd never ask ... by the way these are for you.." Princess holds out the 5 roses to Taz and gives a quiet giggly snort... I am Tazmo, and have the branding to prove it. Maybe later I'll show it to you. I'll happily except, the roses. Ive never had a lady buy them for me. Princess smiles and presses her cheek against Taz's chest while they dance... "mmmmmmmmmmmm you smell yummy, would that be "black" you're wearing?" Why thankyou, its is. I hear its what the lady likes. Very much so.. |
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Those lips are so soft looking I'd love to feel them pressed against mine.
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Calli you have the sweetest lips that I have seen.
They look like 2 beautiful jewels just waiting for someone to try on.
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A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.' |
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Calli takes advantage of the slow up in the bar..she takes a stack of glasses and mugs to the kitchen..."Thank god for dishwashers." Puts them in and turns it on... Returns back to the bar...starts to cut up limes, lemons, pineapple and oranges..."God only knows what the drink menu is going to be tonight." she thinks to herself..I have only been bartending for 4 damn hours...hehehehehehehe Comes back in after having pressing business to attend to. Hi there girl, what's up you bar tending? "Thats right, Im tending bar..What can I say...Oh well...Id like to help once in a while...they havent been big on the tips at all!" |
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Leisure Johnny tells a joke: Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine, Bill notices that his buddy is very well endowed. "Wasn't always that way," the buddy says. "It's a transplant. I had it done over on Harley Street. It cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, it's well worth every cent." So Bill visits the doctor on Harley Street that day. Six months later, the two guys meet up again at the bar. Bill explains, "I took your advice, but you were robbed. I got mine for $500, not a thousand." They go back to the restroom to compare. "No wonder," his buddy says, "That's my old one!"
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Calli takes advantage of the slow up in the bar..she takes a stack of glasses and mugs to the kitchen..."Thank god for dishwashers." Puts them in and turns it on... Returns back to the bar...starts to cut up limes, lemons, pineapple and oranges..."God only knows what the drink menu is going to be tonight." she thinks to herself..I have only been bartending for 4 damn hours...hehehehehehehe Comes back in after having pressing business to attend to. Hi there girl, what's up you bar tending? "Thats right, Im tending bar..What can I say...Oh well...Id like to help once in a while...they havent been big on the tips at all!" HA HA HA HA you are just all over the place aren't you? how about a decent drink? that Johnny just doesn't know how to mix a good one at all. lmao Wahtchya got that's good? |
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Calli you have the sweetest lips that I have seen. They look like 2 beautiful jewels just waiting for someone to try on. "Ken, darlin, you have such a way with words, I hope you can string them next to yours later...mmmmm, Achoo,ACHOO,Achoo. Please excuse me..I dont know whats come over me.." |
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Hey Calli,
What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? They are both meat substitutes!! |
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Those lips are so soft looking I'd love to feel them pressed against mine. Princess looks up at Taz with her infamous shyly seductive expression "you keep smelling and looking this good and that's exactly where they'll be... " |
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Hey Calli, What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? They are both meat substitutes!!
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