well y'all Im gonna mosey on outta here. Hope ta catch ya tomorra. Y'all have fun now, ya hear? "Spears a hot sausage from behind the bar with her pitchfork as she leaves"

<<<<<wakes up with a start.......


that rum and cola knocked me out..........i better head off.....

<<<<<stumbles out of the bar

STORYTELLER NOTE: Be aware to change your character sheet to a easier format and that the rules have changed. If you have any questions then don't hesitate to email me. thank you.

MUCH EASIER AND PLAYS BY ITSELF!

Leisure Suit Johnny has new changes to make the game even easier.

You don’t have to keep track of your character sheet every single second. For example forget about money, how many successful jokes you accomplished, what kind of businesses you have, what items you own in the inventory list. If you have to add or subtract, put this there or here!

The game is now even easier to play! You get 25 flirt points each day. With them you can offer the points to a crush you may have in Leisure Johnny’s Bar. If that person accepts you add them as percentage points on your character sheet.

When you reach 100% you can ask them to be your girlfriend or boyfriend. If they say yes then you score and have a date. Get to know each other and have fun. If you feel like marrying in the game then ask me and I will do a online marriage for your characters for fun!

If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask!

Have fun Johnny!

Calli sits at a table..."Im taking a load off, need to be with the real world out here."

SmExY Sylvia walks into the bars and sees the cutieful Johnny. She sits down and orders a golden martini. Sylvia knows Johnny makes a terrible martini but she will drink it anyway when he serves it.

anybody still drinking this home made anti freeze johnny's sellin'

Kitty walks into the bar sees Johnny and has him whip up one of his infamous horrible martinis

Princess walks into the bar.. "howdy all... anyone seen my favorite man?"

well ladies looks like johnny's out chasing the neighbors cat again i'm danny can I steal ya something from the bar

jager bomb here danny

well I can bomb but I don't know a jager from a alligator,
how about one of these so called martini's johnny poisons with

that'll do i think i'm building a tolerance to em :)

and just for the your name you can have a pitcher full, if your stomach can handle the abuse

Danny I don't want to trouble you but can you steal me a shot of patron?

you can have a shot at this patron

very cute...

yea!!! i get a pitcher...oh well who getting up for work is overrated....takes the pitcher :)

"Dont look at me, peeps...Im off the clock now. My time to have a bit of fun with the boys" She sits back in her chair...twisting a piece of hair that had fallen in front of her face between her fingertips.

now I johnny keeps his rat poison/ martini mix here and his warm beer over there but all the rest is mostly Imagination!

and I can keep you busy with Imagination for quite some time

we'll enjoy watching your imagination Danny...