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Bartenda, I'd like to buy 15 roses please!
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. Looks him up and down. You the owner of this place?? "I sure am and alot more," Leisure Johnny says exploding some bad breathe in her direction. well now, she says trying not to be rude about the bad breath, May i have a drink? let's start out with something simple shall we? how about a sloe gin fizz? (danny leans her way, sure the pink satin and brown dots make him hot and irresistible) Honey down south we always go with the slow southern screw |
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Grabs the bunch of roses and eyes princess sitting across the bar.
Rocks hard on his chair....damn it!! Checks himself and walk up to her and says " hello gorgeous, I hope these roses are atleast a little appreciation to your beauty" 
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. Looks him up and down. You the owner of this place?? You really do need to broaden your horizons there dear. I guess if a Martinni is all you offer then let me have one of those. she winks at him "I sure am and alot more," Leisure Johnny says exploding some bad breathe in her direction. well now, she says trying not to be rude about the bad breath, May i have a drink? let's start out with something simple shall we? how about a sloe gin fizz? I can be slow or fast but I don't do a fizz,' Leisure Johnny replies. I have a dirty dirty martini and a bottle of beer to wash it down with,' he replies. |
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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box?
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You really should broaden your horizons there. If that is all you have to offer is a martinni
then let me have one of those. and she winks at him 
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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box? If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times. |
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Bartenda, I'd like to buy 15 roses please! It looks like I only have 5 left in the vase. I think the flower boy maybe coming back later on tonight. How about 5 roses? |
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Larry don't you have some village people for that music box? If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times. Try plugging it in  |
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Grabs the bunch of roses and eyes princess sitting across the bar. Rocks hard on his chair....damn it!! Checks himself and walk up to her and says " hello gorgeous, I hope these roses are atleast a little appreciation to your beauty" Princess bats her eyes and says "why thank you, aren't you a handsome devil" she giggles and snorts as she always does when talking to a handsome man... |
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Bartenda, I'd like to buy 15 roses please! It looks like I only have 5 left in the vase. I think the flower boy maybe coming back later on tonight. How about 5 roses? Thank you! |
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drink up enjoy, we still got to discuss "definitions". and I do enjoy that part of the "DiK-TIONARY" I'll show u definitions Mr.Disco But I would like 4 u to show me your DIK-Tionary If'n we can get some groovin tunes floatin' cross the room me an you head on to floor, then you'll start the lesson on obscene |
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while waiting for her drink she looks around.
sees tearsofblood and gives him a look over. |
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You really should broaden your horizons there. If that is all you have to offer is a martinni then let me have one of those. and she winks at him Larry Leisure takes the toothpick out of his mouth and begins to pour olive juice into a shaker. He spills half of it on the counter as his face turns red. He takes the cheap vodka he bought at the gas station and starts pouring it in not knowing how much goes in. Counting to 10 he stops. He then shakes the shaker trying to look good at the process to only splash half on his suit. He then shakes his head and says in a low tone, " I forgot to put ice in this," as he puts some ice cubes in and tries to shake again. After much struggle he pours the content in a martini glass as it fills half way. With a big sigh he serves the drink to the customer. |
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"Bartender I'd like another tall white russian please... You know I'm not that good at jokes but my friend told me this one last night so I thought I'd share it with you....
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs." |
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You really should broaden your horizons there. If that is all you have to offer is a martinni then let me have one of those. and she winks at him Larry Leisure takes the toothpick out of his mouth and begins to pour olive juice into a shaker. He spills half of it on the counter as his face turns red. He takes the cheap vodka he bought at the gas station and starts pouring it in not knowing how much goes in. Counting to 10 he stops. He then shakes the shaker trying to look good at the process to only splash half on his suit. He then shakes his head and says in a low tone, " I forgot to put ice in this," as he puts some ice cubes in and tries to shake again. After much struggle he pours the content in a martini glass as it fills half way. With a big sigh he serves the drink to the customer. Thanks cutie. You don't do this much do you, and tries to take a sip, nearly chokes on it. tries to smile |
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"Bartender I'd like another tall white russian please... You know I'm not that good at jokes but my friend told me this one last night so I thought I'd share it with you.... A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs." you got my laugh! You need two more to laugh and you got 1000 dollars. He serves the white russian, which has more cream then anything in it. |
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what a lady got to do to get another drink
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Curious Calli walks in, "Hey Johnny, Im back, hun, thanks for covering," she looks around at the crowd. "wow it sure got busy while I was gone. I think Im gonna need some help here today." she starts to look around.
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I want to dance
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