Slowly he puts a hand behind Princess hair and pulls it back to expose her neck and gives a soft kiss to the nape of her neck.

I love the smell of 212...it gets me boiling inside.

I think Im feeling a urge to hump something, but Im trying to fight it off.

So I'll tell a joke to ease the pains in my groin:

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours, and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,

'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll< SPAN> keep the sheets off his legs.'

Add $500 to your character sheet for doing the Flirt for Money of the day event. Good job!

you need two more to laugh at this and you get $1000!

"Ahh princess, but does it smell as good as this?" said the dancing Blueballz, pulling out a rose from the lovely bartender and tossing it to the lovely woman.

Is it hot in here or is it me.. my, my, my...

Calli laughs so hard she almost falls over. "Do you think I can get the name of that doctor, my god...Where is Ken" she cant stop laughing..

There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work.
She said, "Do not open the door for nobody".
The boy said, "Okay".
So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in".
The boy said, I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow".
So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it.
Once again she said, "Let me in".
The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs".
The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow".
The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up.
When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl".
The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!"

Did ya hear the one about the guy that worked for the circus.

His job was to circumsize the elephants.

The pay wasn`t good, but the tips were big.

"BlueBallz, lay the 5 bucks on the counter and deduct from your character sheet. If she accepts add 5% to your crush sheet."

Princess catches the rose and smiles... Thank you kind Sir, it does smell exquisite as well...

To: Princess

May I get your drink refreshed young lady, as we exit the dance floor.

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

"Thanks doll!" says Blueballz; leaving a ten dollar bill. "The rest is tip for you." He winks to Princess as she catches the flower, doing a "helicopter" on the floor. "grooovy."