Those lips are so soft looking I'd love to feel them pressed against mine.

Slowly he puts a hand behind Princess hair and pulls it back to expose her neck and gives a soft kiss to the nape of her neck.

I love the smell of 212...it gets me boiling inside.

I think Im feeling a urge to hump something, but Im trying to fight it off.

So I'll tell a joke to ease the pains in my groin:

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours, and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,

'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll< SPAN> keep the sheets off his legs.'

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

you need two more to laugh at this and you get $1000!

Slowly he puts a hand behind Princess hair and pulls it back to expose her neck and gives a soft kiss to the nape of her neck.

I love the smell of 212...it gets me boiling inside.

I think Im feeling a urge to hump something, but Im trying to fight it off.

So I'll tell a joke to ease the pains in my groin:

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours, and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,

'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll< SPAN> keep the sheets off his legs.'

Slowly he puts a hand behind Princess hair and pulls it back to expose her neck and gives a soft kiss to the nape of her neck.

I love the smell of 212...it gets me boiling inside.

I think Im feeling a urge to hump something, but Im trying to fight it off.

So I'll tell a joke to ease the pains in my groin:

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours, and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,

'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll< SPAN> keep the sheets off his legs.'

"Ahh princess, but does it smell as good as this?" said the dancing Blueballz, pulling out a rose from the lovely bartender and tossing it to the lovely woman.

"Ahh princess, but does it smell as good as this?" said the dancing Blueballz, pulling out a rose from the lovely bartender and tossing it to the lovely woman.

Did ya hear the one about the guy that worked for the circus.

His job was to circumsize the elephants.

The pay wasn`t good, but the tips were big.

There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work.
She said, "Do not open the door for nobody".
The boy said, "Okay".
So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in".
The boy said, I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow".
So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it.
Once again she said, "Let me in".
The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs".
The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow".
The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up.
When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl".
The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!"

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

"BlueBallz, lay the 5 bucks on the counter and deduct from your character sheet. If she accepts add 5% to your crush sheet."